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Hello. I am the original nCoV1. I’m a Diplo-something. What’s the word? Right. Diplocaulus. I think that’s a mouthful. I’ll just say Yakubi. Don’t like? Well, haters gonna hate!
Why ARE you here anyway?! You see, I am busy. Or should I say…my OWNER is busy. Busy doin’ a quest to give me some snacks. You know those crunchy, well-made Double Chocolate Hearts? And those tasty, melt-in-your-mouth Frozen Sausages? Ooh, I almost forgot about the Four Cheese Pizza that suddenly arrives at your doorstep. And don’t get me started on those smoothies and sodas—I think I drank 10 of them in the last 24 hours! You can never have too many!
Some creatures might say I’m spoiled, impatient, and the secret Yakubi the Obese Fairy owned before. But that’s NOT true! I just don’t want to seem like past me. I used to be a Barracuda! Or a clumsy Paffuto! I drank too much—55 smoothies and 40 sodas—and just hit my head and passed out! That’s what the doctor said anyway. Then I magically turned into a Yakubi! I know! Plain ol’ magic! So next time you see me, think twice before judging my habits. Oh wait, you won’t see me next time.
Secret code: 24420202226