CLOSED posting winners soon

I'm giving away one Sea water book to members in my Club who can tell me a good joke! it doesn't have to be your joke, it doesn't have to be anything special! I have a surplus of items and I may also give away a couple of runner up prizes if you happen to make me chuckle. it's not easy. trust me. give it your best shot, the only condition is that you are a member of the club post your answers here and I will pick a winner before the 5th providing i actually get any answers to this lol

there will also be categories I'm keeping secret for different types of jokes so enter even if you don't think your joke is very good!