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A mystery wrapped in an enigma. Save yourself, I'll hold them back

EDeezy

Activity Log

Raiale's Raucous ROFL Club Giveaway Winners

5th Sep 2024 16:30

2 months, 18 days & 14 hrs ago

Raiale's Raucous ROFL Club Giveaway

30th Aug 2024 19:01

2 months, 24 days & 11 hrs ago

pet goals

28th Mar 2024 17:53

7 months, 28 days & 12 hrs ago

Glowing eggs I HAVE got

30th Nov 2023 17:15

11 months, 25 days & 12 hrs ago

Map pieces I'm looking for

26th Nov 2023 17:05

11 months, 29 days & 12 hrs ago

Pearls I need for avatar

6th Jun 2023 05:57

1 year, 5 months & 21 days ago

Things I want to trade for makeup edition

16th May 2023 12:40

1 year, 6 months & 11 days ago

Things I want to trade for

29th Dec 2022 18:52

1 year, 10 months & 26 days ago

EDeezy 13 Comments

Raiale's Raucous ROFL Club Giveaway

2 months, 24 days & 11 hrs ago

30th Aug 2024 19:01

CLOSED posting winners soon

I'm giving away one Sea water book to members in my Club who can tell me a good joke! it doesn't have to be your joke, it doesn't have to be anything special! I have a surplus of items and I may also give away a couple of runner up prizes if you happen to make me chuckle. it's not easy. trust me. give it your best shot, the only condition is that you are a member of the club post your answers here and I will pick a winner before the 5th providing i actually get any answers to this lol

there will also be categories I'm keeping secret for different types of jokes so enter even if you don't think your joke is very good!

Draco

Not in it for a prize, but wanted to share one of my favorites: A thief steals several famous paintings from a museum. He escapes in a get-away van. However, the cops finds him just a block over, stopped. When the cop asked him why he just stopped, the thief says, "I didn't have the Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh"

2 months, 21 days & 1 hr ago

3rd Sep 2024 05:47

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”

2 months, 22 days & 20 hrs ago

1st Sep 2024 10:44

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

2 months, 23 days & 4 hrs ago

1st Sep 2024 01:53

Because it's almost time to go back to school, I thought I'd share a school joke Smile

What are 10 things a teacher can always count on? Their fingers.

2 months, 23 days & 9 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 21:12

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!

2 months, 23 days & 11 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 19:16

Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car was toad!

2 months, 23 days & 12 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 18:30

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob. "If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!"

2 months, 23 days & 12 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 18:29

I don’t trust Adams, they make up everything

2 months, 23 days & 12 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 18:11

I went shopping for camouflage pants…I couldn’t find any!

2 months, 23 days & 12 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 18:02

Dermatologist: "I fixed your skin, he're the bill." *Card Declines* Dermatologist: [img]https://mara.pics/uploads/5400140/2b8d82febd151cd071e7a4d7ed09daba635eb3c8.png[/img]

2 months, 23 days & 13 hrs ago

31st Aug 2024 17:37