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Q. If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while. A- They???re usually 90 degrees. - Horsesrock785 WINNER prize claimed sea water book this one genuinely made me laugh

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts - Decoca this one surprised me and I LOVED skeleton jokes as a kid so I like this one

Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car was toad! - Lemongrab I love frogs and toads so im awarding a prize for a amphibian based joke and also a great pun Tongue Out Claimed bikini bottoms

What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion! - Condemned <3 kitties and dad joke puns FTW Claimed Checkered Nino Plushie


What do you call a unique 2.54cm-long bug relaxing on Tara the bee's ovipositor? An interesting inch resting in Tara's sting. - Eos_ you win a special prize for the most confusing joke I've ever read which is a real feat lol I've been scratching my head over this joke for like a week claimed Magenta Snookle Plushie
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