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If you ever doubt that I'm using a book I'm trying to buy from you discounted, I get it. Check my pet simba_10, as he is my main learnies pet!

[img]https://mara.guide/statusimage.php?id=132[/img]

I'M NOT ALWAYS ONLINE
I'll sometimes come here and then like... immediately switch tabs so uhh.. I'm here but I'm not
...sorry 'bout that...

Hey there!
If you need help with anything, just mail me and I'll do what I can! Keep in mind though that I can't always guarantee I will respond quickly. I get distracted easily...

If you've offered on one of my trades and haven't heard a response in about a day, please MM/MT me! I often get sidetracked and then proceed to forget about whatever it may have been that I was doing (looking at trades, doing a quest, I'm really terrible at the sometimes)

No, my pets aren't for sale/trade. Please don't mail me about it

Uhh so first things first: I'm usually online at home on my desktop, but sometimes I'm on my phone or at my dads or really just whatever pc I'm near so like... i hope that's okay oops
second I've been here since 2006 and I'm an adult player that likes to play here instead of do responsible adult things (not that i know what those are tbh)

I'm not trading my pets and while I might lend them, the one you probably want is stuck in a temple so uhhh sorry dude

If we talk then I'll friend you/temporarily allow requests but if not then sorry i don't want any random friends, i already have a bunch of friends like that irl so like no...

I don't want to join your club, i'm already in one that i lowkey didn't even want but now is like part of the reason i come online so
i guess what I'm saying is thanks but i'm set

I am friendly (on here at least) but just forgetful so like if you want a fast response, MT don't MM. I'll try and help if i can

While i do draw, i probably don't want to unless i said i'd trade with you or like it's a present cause man i'm sick of feeling ripped off
that took me like 5hrs minimum and you gave me 500k
thats like 80 cents canadian
i can make more money picking up pennies on the sidewalk so uhhh no i'm probably not drawing anything

ps i'm full of fun inconsistencies like I'm and i'm
i tried

my life is one part 'wait' and another part 'what'

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Activity Log

halloween items checklist

26th Oct 2020 20:56

3 years, 5 months & 22 days ago

EPI Grabs cause why not

5th Sep 2020 22:34

3 years, 7 months & 12 days ago

Quest Tests - Version 2

22nd Aug 2017 18:47

6 years, 7 months & 26 days ago

Gauging interest

4th May 2017 21:59

6 years, 11 months & 16 days ago

12th Birthday Event

22nd Aug 2016 12:34

7 years, 7 months & 26 days ago

I need event clothes!!!

23rd Mar 2016 17:13

8 years & 26 days ago

New Art Blog

3rd Jan 2016 17:07

8 years, 3 months & 15 days ago

Missing UF Glowing Eggs

18th Oct 2015 18:16

8 years & 6 months ago

Missing PP items urg

9th Jul 2015 12:04

8 years, 9 months & 9 days ago

Quest Test -- Excavator

31st Mar 2015 23:26

9 years & 19 days ago

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halloween items checklist

3 years, 5 months & 22 days ago

26th Oct 2020 20:56

if an item is crossed out ( [x] ), I have used it
if an item has a number beside it ( x2 ), thats how many are in my gallery
if an item isn't crossed out but has a number beside it, it's waiting to be used ( ie theres a spare of it, or i'm waiting till i have the full 10 spells to learn)

ACCOUNT UPGRADES retires 20 Nov 00:00

[ ] Beelzeburger
1 AU Credit

[ ] Bojo the Clown
1 AU Credit

[ ] Cat Book
1 AU Credit

[ ] Devil Hotdog
1 AU Credit

[ ] Frankenstein Glowing Egg
2 AU Credits

[ ] Ghosts Glowing Egg
1 AU Credit

[ ] Haunted Fence
2 AU Credits

[ ] Hocus
2 AU Credits

[ ] Hocus Stamp
1 AU Credit

[ ] Nightmare Hands
2 AU Credits

[ ] Prize Winning Pumpkins
2 AU Credits

[ ] Pumpkin Lights
2 AU Credits

[ ] Teenage Witch Dress
2 AU Credits

[ ] Teenage Witch Hat
2 AU Credits

[ ] Teenage Witch Wig
3 AU Credits

[ ] Witch Pizza
1 AU Credit

BEELZEBUB 2020
[ ] Beelzebub Balloon
[ ] Beelzebub Brew
[ ] Beelzebub Mug
[ ] Evil Ice Cream

CHARACTER TRICK OR TREAT 2020 retires 15 Nov 00:00
[ ] Bat Sweater x1
[x] Batsy Keyring x7
[ ] Batsy Mug
[x] Brain Cupcake x6
[x] Brain Jelly x4
[ ] Crinoline Skirt
[x] Demonic Donut x5
[ ] Elegant Pumps
[x] Ghastly Donut x3
[ ] Ghost Addow Stamp x1
[ ] Ghostling Balloon x2
[ ] Ghostling Mug x5
[ ] Halloween Spell x8
[ ] Horrible Donut x5
[ ] Moon
[ ] Moonlight Contact Lenses
[ ] Perfect Specimen
[ ] Precious Pigtails Wig x1
[ ] Purple Antique Candle x5
[ ] Purple Eye Plushie
[ ] Purple Eye Smoothie x1
[ ] Purple Pumpkin Candy x2
[ ] Severed Sybri Head x3
[x] Severed Vixen Head x3
[x] Sheer Top x2
[ ] Shredded Jeans
[ ] Spooky Harp x4
[ ] The Friendly Ghost
[ ] Vampire Capelet

HALLOWEEN SNOWMAN 2020 retires 07 Nov 00:00
[x] Antique Cape x1
[x] Antique Gloves x4
[x] Antique Top x1
[x] Bloomers x4
[ ] Blue Antique Candle x1
[ ] Blue Eye Plushie x3
[ ] Blue Eye Smoothie x1
[x] Blue Pumpkin Candy x2
[x] Bone Appetit x1
[ ] Creepy Clown Music x4
[ ] Elegant Dual Pigtails Hair Extension x3
[ ] Eye Cupcake x3
[ ] Eye Tunes x3
[ ] Eyeball Jelly x6
[x] Ghost Sweater x3
[ ] Glance Party x3
[ ] Halloween Xoi Stamp x5
[ ] Nimbus Cloud x2
[x] Pumpkin Bunting x1
[ ] Severed Newth Head x1
[ ] Severed Straya Head x4
[ ] Severed Vlad Head x4
[x] Severed Wallop Head x1
[ ] Vampire Stories x2

PUMPKIN HUNT 2020 retires 09 Nov 00:00
[x] 2020 Pumpkin x2
[x] Arcade Pumpkin x1
[x] Bee Pumpkin x2
[ ] Blitzen Pumpkin x1
[ ] Book of Pumpkin Hunts x1
[x] Bug Pumpkin x2
[x] Burnt Pumpkin x2
[ ] Devil Violin x6
[x] Diet Pumpkin Soda x1
[ ] Digital Pumpkin x2
[x] Firework Pumpkin x1
[x] Floral Pumpkin x2
[x] Funky Pumpkin x2
[ ] Galaxy Pumpkin
[ ] Ghost Cropped Sweater x2
[ ] Gingerbread Pumpkin x1
[ ] Green Antique Candle x3
[ ] Green Eye Plushie x2
[ ] Green Eye Smoothie
[ ] Green Pumpkin Candy x1
[ ] Half Dyed Wig x2
[ ] Jasper Trading Card
[ ] Killer Pumpkin
[ ] Leopard Pumpkin x1
[x] Panda Pumpkin
[ ] Pinata Pumpkin x1
[x] Poison Pumpkin
[x] Pumpkin Bow x2
[ ] Pumpkin Carving Book
[ ] Pumpkin Drip Cake x2
[x] Pumpkin Hunt Stamp
[ ] Pumpkin Keyring x4
[x] Pumpkin Pattern Glowing Egg x1
[ ] Pumpkin Pizza
[ ] Pumpkin Sweater
[ ] Quarantine Pumpkin Cookie
[ ] Short Pigtails Hair Extension x1
[ ] Simerian Pumpkin x2
[ ] Skeleton Pumpkin x1
[ ] Slice of Pumpkin Pizza
[ ] Slime Pumpkin x1
[ ] Straya Pumpkin
[x] Wallop Pumpkin x1

PUMPKIN OF GOLD 2020 retires 09 Nov 00:00
[ ] Black Cat Cupcake x1
[x] Carved Pumpkin Balloon
[x] Cathedral Stockings
[ ] Daisy Drops x1
[ ] Tub of Pumpkin Ice Cream x1

TRICK OR TREAT 2020 retires 09 Nov 00:00
[ ] Antique Candle x1
[x] Bat Cropped Sweater x2
[x] Black Cat Jelly x1
[ ] Book of Cauldrons x1
[x] Book of Clowns x1
[ ] Boose x2
[ ] Dark Horns x1
[x] Dual Wings x1
[ ] Elegant Pigtails Hair Extension x3
[ ] Eye Plushie x1
[ ] Eye Smoothie
[ ] Ghost Bow x2
[ ] Halloween Cupcake x4
[ ] Hocus Balloon x3
[ ] Severed Tasi Head
[x] Severed Willa Head x2
[ ] Slice of Witch Pizza x2
[ ] Spider Mug x2
[ ] Witch Brew x1
[x] Witch Ice Cream x1
[ ] Witch Top x1
[ ] Yellow Pumpkin Candy x2

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EPI Grabs cause why not

3 years, 7 months & 12 days ago

5th Sep 2020 22:34

You have completed the Enchanted Plushie Machine Instructions

You now have lifetime access to the Enchanted Plushie Machine

HAPPY EARLY BDAY TO MEEE! AS OF 11:20p, 05/09/20, I FINALLY HAVE THIS GUY DONE! I admittedly only recently went after it (helps that it was in the AU shop), but I've wanted it for a while now! So I might as well write down what I get, and at least see how long it takes to work off the price of the map!

TOTAL SPENT: 45,280,000MP + Purple Kujo Potion(10m) + White Ruffle Undies (~1.8m)

TOTAL EARNED (I'm counting it as earned if either a) it sells or b) I use it): 88,329 MP

TOTAL OTHER STATS:
USES: 59
LEs: 0
NON LEs: 11
NON ENCHANTED: 28
MP GRABS: 12
MP FROM GRABS: 2,939 MP
NOTHING/MISSED PLUSH: 8

PRIZES WON but not necessarily sold:

05/09/20 11:25p
You move the claw down... SOLD 53138

Enchanted Negative Xoi Plushie is now in your Items (~499,500mp at time of grab)

05/09/20 11:56p
You move the claw down... SOLD 4299

Enchanted Silver Gonk Plushie is now in your Items (~154,500mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 12:52a
You move the claw down... SOLD 827

Purple Gonk Plushie is now in your Items (~800mp at time of grab rip)

06/09/20 1:25a
You move the claw down... SOLD 8437

Enchanted Glass Yakubi Plushie is now in your Items (~9,600mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 2:08a
You move the claw down...

201MP

06/09/20 3:01a
You move the claw down... SOLD 1931

Enchanted Olive Gonk Plushie is now in your Items (~10,600mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 3:34a SOLD 980
You move the claw down...

Green Bolimo Plushie is now in your Items (~980 mp at time of grab riiip)

06/09/20 4:25a
You move the claw down...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

06/09/20 5:06a
You move the claw down...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

06/09/20 7:20a SOLD 3,736
You move the claw down...

Enchanted Yellow Leido Plushie is now in your Items (~3,700mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 10:44a
You move the claw down... SOLD 5999

Enchanted Beige Knutt Plushie is now in your Items (~12,700mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 3:42p
You move the claw down... SOLD 8656

Glass Ideus Plushie is now in your Items (~8.6k at time of grab)

06/09/20 4:28p SOLD 796
You move the claw down...

Burnt Ideus Plushie is now in your Items (~800mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 5:02p
You move the claw down...

106MP

06/09/20 6:11p SOLD 973
You move the claw down...

Yellow Murfin Plushie is now in your Items(~900mp at time of grab)

06/09/20 6:44p
You move the claw down... SOLD 921

Dark Bolimo Plushie is now in your Items (~900 at time of grab)

06/09/20 9:04p
You move the claw down... SOLD 3443

Baby Ercuw Plushie is now in your Items (~3,400 at time of grab)

07/09/20 12:29a
You move the claw down... SOLD 873

Orange Hump Plushie is now in your Items (~800 at time of grab)

07/09/20 12:05p
You move the claw down... SOLD 5082

White Renat Plushie is now in your Items (~5500 at time of grab)

07/09/20 8:20p
You move the claw down... SOLD 676

Pink Hump Plushie is now in your Items (~600 at time of grab)

07/09/20 9:06p
You move the claw up... SOLD 765

Plushie Huthiq Plushie is now in your Items (~1700 at time of grab)

07/09/20 9:38p
You move the claw down...

MP444MP

07/09/20 10:37
You move the claw up... SOLD 711

Mutant Yakubi Plushie is now in your Items (~900 at time of grab)

08/09/20 12:03a
You move the claw down... SOLD 2850

Black Ercuw Plushie is now in your Items (~4400 at time of grab)

08/09/20 6:25p
You move the claw down...

172MP

08/09/20 7:25p
You move the claw down... SOLD 681

Brown Addow Plushie is now in your Items (~600 at time of grab)

08/09/20 10:22p
You move the claw up...

Ice Kaala Plushie is now in your Items (~99k at time of grab)

09/09/20
You move the claw up... SOLD 808

Blue Hump Plushie is now in your Items (~800 at time of grab)

15/09/20 6:35p
You move the claw up... SOLD 7154

Enchanted Bronze Paffuto Plushie is now in your Items (~19k at time of grab)

15/09/20 8:37p
You move the claw up... SOLD 880

Stone Age Knutt Plushie is now in your Items (~800 at time of grab)

16/09/20 1:31a
You move the claw down... SOLD 975

Black Viotto Plushie is now in your Items (~900 at time of grab)

17/09/20 3:04a
You move the claw up... SOLD 1236

Brown Quell Plushie is now in your Items (~1200 at time of grab)

17/09/20 11:35p
You move the claw up... SOLD 898

Blue Jessup Plushie is now in your Items (~900 at time of grab)

18/09/20 7:48p
You move the claw down... SOLD 2473

Enchanted Bronze Yakubi Plushie is now in your Items (~22k at time of grab)

DOUBLE PLUSHIES WEEEEEK
19/09/20 1:12a
You move the claw up...

277MP

19/09/20 2:48a
You move the claw up...

285MP

19/09/20 3:20a
You move the claw up...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

19/09/20 3:52a
You move the claw up...

103MP

20/09/20 7:23p
You move the claw up...

496MP

20/09/20 8:20p SOLD 779 and 751
You move the claw up...

Grey Snookle Plushie x2 (~800mp each at time of grab)

20/09/20 9:39p
You move the claw up... SOLD 3111 and 3111

Red Zetlian Plushie x2 (~3200mp at time of grab)

21/09/20 6p
You move the claw up... SOLD 782 and 782

Prison Ideus Plushie x2 (~800mp at time of grab)

21/09/20 8:43p
You move the claw up... SOLD 836 and 834

White Kujo Plushie x2 (~800mp at time of grab)

22/09/20 8:32p
You move the claw down...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

24/09/20 9:35p
You move the claw up... SOLD 4938 and 4941

Enchanted Green Doyle Plushie x2 (~4900 at time of grab)

24/09/20 10:19p
You move the claw up... SOLD 1905 and 1194

Green Troit Plushie x 2 (~1900 at time of grab)

24/09/20 11:45p
You move the claw to the left...

225MP

25/09/20 12:31a
You move the claw to the left...

140MP

25/09/20 1:16a
You move the claw to the left...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

25/09/20 2:06a
You move the claw to the left... SOLD 1112 and 1121

Green Walee Plushie x2 (~1100 at time of grab)

25/09/20 8:54p
You move the claw to the left... SOLD 7373 and 797

Enchanted Green Bolimo Plushie x2 (~7400 at time of grab)

25/09/20 10:39p
You move the claw to the left...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

25/09/20 11:29p
You move the claw to the left...

372MP

26/09/20 12:36a
You move the claw to the left... SOLD 870 and 712

White Nino Plushie x2 (~900 at time of grab)

26/09/20 11:23p
You move the claw to the right... SOLD 8676

Enchanted Grey Yakubi Plushie is now in your Items (~8900 at time of grab)

27/09/20 10:54p
You move the claw to the left... SOLD 445

Prison Reese Plushie is now in your Items (~400 at time of grab)

30/09/20 6:44p
You move the claw down...

118MP

30/09/20 8:58p
You move the claw to the left...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

01/10/20 11:40p
You move the claw down...
You picked up a plushie and then dropped it
You did not win a prize

10/10/20 5:52p
You move the claw to the left... SOLD 1493

Purple Feliz Plushie is now in your Items (~2900 at time of grab)

18/10/20 9:17p
You move the claw up... SOLD 775 and 645

Red Addow Plushie Red Addow Plushie
These are now in your Items (~1300 at time of grab)

25/12/20 5:11p
You move the claw down...
Enchanted Pink Xoi Plushie is now in your Items

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Quest Tests - Version 2

6 years, 7 months & 26 days ago

22nd Aug 2017 18:47

Hey guys! I started a little quest blog and eventually a site to show exactly what kind of profits you can expect from the various quests, but I kind of sort of went on a few mini hiatus' so the data is no longer relevant.

I'm redoing it tho!

And starting with the Simerian Explorer. So it's going to be half 'here are the profits you could get' and half 'how long till i get my mp back from buying this map' profits done, how long till I get my MP back calculated, moving on! Though for any interested, when I have spare MP, I'm going to try and update explorer more just to see the long term spent vs earned. That will be below all other quests and titled "Simerian Explorer Cont." and it will pretty much be the Spent, Earned, Items, and Quests Done lines updated, as well as some relevant Side Notes. That way there's still the base 100 results for all to see.

Next is my personal favourite that I love to hate, Elger!

SIMERIAN EXPLORER
WHERE TO FIND: Simeria
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: The Explorer asks for items similar to what the Leprechaun, Elger, and the Farmer ask for (various things, but nothing too outrageous like costumes or potions).
You need to complete the Simerian Explorer Treasure Map to do these quests.
Spent: 782,489 MP
Earned: 343,011 MP
Items: 5 Runes worth 1,353,331 MP and 1 Explorer Trading Card worth >1kMP
Quests Done: 100
Side Notes:
*The Simerian Explorer Treasure Map is required in order to do these quests and it currently costs 30-35M
*I got runes roughly/on average once every 25 quests, but you can get a good run where you get a rune almost every other, or a bad run where you don't get anything for 100+ quests
*Best rune run was after 8 quests, worst was after almost 30 quests.
*Don't buy this map if you aren't prepared to quest a lot. From everything I've heard and everything I will probably experience, you're looking at 3k quests till you earn back the mp you put in (and that's at it's current 30-35M rate)
*I didn't skip anything, and I bought everything needed, regardless of whether I had it somewhere or not
*The Runes are used in the Temple of Transubstantiation which upon completion changes your pets costume to one of your choice.
*Based on the amount earned + the amount to be earned from runes, it's about 1800 quests till the map is paid off. Taking the amount spent into account, it should take 2600 quests till it's paid off fully. (at the 30M spent to buy the map + a potential 14M spent to do the quests)
*All of this math is dependent upon me having done the math properly at 1AM haha sorry)
Avatars: Finish 35 Explorer quests
Final Notes Currently worth it, based on the runes to sell. You can make roughly twice as much as you put into it. If you want to make sure you make a profit, you could quest till you get a rune. With runes selling around 300k, and most people getting runes every 30 quests, it should work out.
Long story short yes do this quest/buy the map, but make sure you actually do it if you want to see any profit

HAUNTED HOUSE (ELGER)
WHERE TO FIND: Undying Woods
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW: Elger will ask you to bring 1-3 items, and in exchange will reward you with MP and Crystals
Spent: 169,909 MP
Earned: 343,524 MP total ( 55,200 MP, 40 Crystals with a selling value of 288,324 MP,
and 0 Haunted House Stamps that sell at ___ MP each)
*For anyone without the DCGB, just cut the crystal profits in half. For all you lazy ones though:
144,162 MP from 20 crystals
Items: 40 Crystals
Quests Done: 20
Side Notes: *I have both seen and heard Elger asking for Crystals during a quest
*She has also asked for a Diamond
*I do have the Double Crystal Gift Box
*Elger can give out at most 25k
*Elger will ask for pretty much anything, and I'm pretty sure there is both a cap on the price of what she'll ask for, and certain items she'll never ask for (as in she won't ask for Costumes or LE potions)
*You get a crystal every time, unless you get the stamp and 25k
Avatars: Do 25 quests for Elger
Final Notes Elgers quest is worth doing and completely recommended, but if you'd like to see even more profit, skip the quests where she asks for bones. And be very wary of makeup items, as a lot are over 5k and don't restock too often.

SIMERIAN EXPLORER CONT.
Spent: 1,075,258 MP
Earned: 435,323 MP
Items: 7 Runes worth 1,796,492 MP and 1 Explorer Trading Card worth >1kMP
Quests Done: 130
Side Notes:
*The Simerian Explorer Treasure Map is required in order to do these quests and it currently costs 30-35M
*Don't buy this map if you aren't prepared to quest a lot. From everything I've heard and everything I will probably experience, you're looking at 3k quests till you earn back the mp you put in (and that's at it's current 30-35M rate)
*You better believe I used anything and everything I happened to have that he asked for for the rest of this. I gotta save MP somewhere, you know?
*Based on the amount earned + the amount to be earned from runes, it's about 1800 quests till the map is paid off. Taking the amount spent into account, it should take 2600 quests till it's paid off fully. (at the 30M spent to buy the map + a potential 14M spent to do the quests)
*All of this math is dependent upon me having done the math properly at 1AM haha sorry)

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Gauging interest

6 years, 11 months & 16 days ago

4th May 2017 21:59

Just for some random pieces.

Old School 3D

Swirly Print (customized colours +random design)

Swirly Print w/ colour block(customized colours +random design)

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12th Birthday Event

7 years, 7 months & 26 days ago

22nd Aug 2016 12:34

Items needed (I'll trade any duplicates for things I still need)

Party Bags
12th Birthday Cake []
Balloon []
Ombre Stella Wig [x]
Stella Wig []

Bop [x]

Pinatas
Captain Hat []
Captain Jacket [x]
Gold Pirate Hook [x]
Kings Hat [x]
Octopus Mask [x]
Parrot []
Pirate Boots []
Pirate Earring [x]
Pirate Flag [x]
Pirate Head Scarf []
Pirate Heels [x]
Pirate Jacket []
Pirate Leg [x]
Pirate Locket [x]
Pirate Pants []
Pirate Ship [x]
Pirate Shirt [x]
Pirate Skirt [x] x2
Pirate Top []
Pirate Wig [x]
Silver Pirate Hook []
Skull Smoke []
Treasure Hunt []

halloween items checklist

26th Oct 2020 20:56

3 years, 5 months & 22 days ago

EPI Grabs cause why not