This is probably the funniest Twilight thing i have come across on Marapets! It was written by downthetubes
"Love Story" Spoof
We were in class, when I first saw you I turn away, cause you caught me starin' Your eyes like glass. Hope you aren't lookin at my a.ss... See your hair, your pale white skin, see your volvo and the rest of your kin, They all seem mad. The blonde girl looks kinda bad. But you're Edward Cullen, you're a sexy vampire And my daddy said "Honey, stay away from those freaks!" And I was cryin on my bedside, begging you please come home... And I said. Edward, take me somewhere we can be alone. I'll be waitin by my telephone. You'll be my prince, can I be your princess? It's an odd story, but Eddie just say YES!
So I sneak out my window to see you I try to keep quiet, cause I'm dead if dad knew So I close my eyes. Edward's standin by my side. Oh, oh. But you were Edward Cullen, I was a lame human And my daddy said "Honey, where the hell did you go?!" But I will never tell where I went, I'm begging you, let's just go! And I said, Edward, take me somewhere we can be alone I am waiting all there's let to do is run You'll be my prince, can I be your princess? It's an odd story, but Eddie just say yes.
Edward, save me! My dad is out to look for me! Take me to your house, where I won't be seen. I don't mind your family, they seem nice! It's an odd story, but Eddie just say yes!
Oh, ohh... Oh, ohhhhhhh.
I am tired of waiting, waiting for Rosalie to quit starin. My dad's faith in me, is fading. As he continues to look all over town.
And I said, Edward save me, I'm soon gonna die. I just know that my dad will find out I'm here. Is this just a joke, what is this thing? He then knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said Marry me Alex, you'll never ever have to die. I love you and you'll be all mine. Forget your dad, you'll be my vamp girl. Sure it's an odd story, but baby just say yes!
having a poem writing contest and whoevers is the best will get it published in our yearbook so i wrote this poem:
i have a sad story a story of my past year it might get a little gory or yo will just shed a tear
my family went through some hard times and my brother had to move to missouri all we had left were dimes then our life went into a scurry
my dad was bad and went to jail and my grandma had a stroke we asked ourselves why he failed and then my grandma spoke
maybe this year wasnt the best but i an looking forward to the rest ------ ok so i need your opinon on how good it is. rate it 1-10 and if somthings wrong please help me on fixing it. you may sujest diffrent words or things i can put in there but please help me out the best that you can!
rules: must be 14 lines must show some thought and effort and it must show the rhyme scheme abab cdcd efef gg(if you have no clue what this is dont worry about it
