hey it's not my fault
my friend(edward luver) wuz all like,
"i love edward! i hate jacob!"
me luv jacob and i said
"EDWARD SUCKS!" only because it's true
(well doesn't he?!
haha
so she scratches me and i started to bleed
(it was those filed manicured ones)
(mine r super short)
when it stopped bleeding it looked like i wuz bitten by a vampire!
it was SSSSOOOOOO cool!
(tho i hate edward, I LOVE VAMPIRES!
so i told everyone i was bitten by a vampire!
so yea
