hey it's not my fault







my friend(edward luver) wuz all like,







"i love edward! i hate jacob!"






me luv jacob and i said






"EDWARD SUCKS!" only because it's true
(well doesn't he?!
haha








so she scratches me and i started to bleed
(it was those filed manicured ones)
(mine r super short)







when it stopped bleeding it looked like i wuz bitten by a vampire!










it was SSSSOOOOOO cool!
(tho i hate edward, I LOVE VAMPIRES!








so i told everyone i was bitten by a vampire!









so yea