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  1. muhahahahahahha
    11th Jan 2009 15:50
    15 years, 4 months & 14 days ago
  2. 9 things i hate about people
    9th Oct 2008 11:02
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  3. girls need to realize
    30th Sep 2008 08:51
    15 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
  4. little bout me
    24th Sep 2008 20:19
    15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
  5. wuz up
    24th Sep 2008 20:15
    15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
muhahahahahahha
15 years, 4 months & 14 days ago
11th Jan 2009 15:50

YES I HAVE FINALLY BECOME THE KING OF RANDOMNES I HAVE FINALLY ONE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

9 things i hate about people
15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
9th Oct 2008 11:02

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually..


3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.


6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? </ FONT>

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?

girls need to realize
15 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
30th Sep 2008 08:51

Written by a guy

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us angry.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 A.M. that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.

Let us pay for you!
Dont 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with, 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand I'm not sayin I woulndn't like it either .

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change. Ditch him, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect.
Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

*Holdin Hands
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder.
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat.
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.


By 12 A.M. tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

Girls repost as: Written by a guy
Guys post as: Girls need to realize


??o which will you do???? ???

little bout me
15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
24th Sep 2008 20:19

i like anime and drawing.im 13 years old and curently single.My dream pet is a mordo or rofling.

wuz up
15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
24th Sep 2008 20:15

hey pplz just write ur signature like me and sompin about urself

  1. muhahahahahahha
    11th Jan 2009 15:50
    15 years, 4 months & 14 days ago
  2. 9 things i hate about people
    9th Oct 2008 11:02
    15 years, 7 months & 17 days ago
  3. girls need to realize
    30th Sep 2008 08:51
    15 years, 7 months & 26 days ago
  4. little bout me
    24th Sep 2008 20:19
    15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago
  5. wuz up
    24th Sep 2008 20:15
    15 years, 8 months & 1 day ago