1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually..
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? </ FONT>
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here?
people do number nine while were standing(all of us) at the bus stop, they will be like, "hey did the bus come yet?" it makes me so mad
116 years, 10 months & 18 days ago 11th Sep 2009 22:03
*laughs*THESE ARE HILARIOUS! actually on the fifth one,when ppl ask me that i ACTUALLY WAS staring at the floor or something and dont know what theyre talkign about. im a daydreamer.
117 years, 6 months & 3 days ago 24th Jan 2009 15:48
lolz, I laughed out loud at some of those. Man I hate it when people act like that!
117 years, 8 months & 13 days ago 15th Nov 2008 17:30
omg.i hate that 2
117 years, 8 months & 20 days ago 8th Nov 2008 16:35