MY PETS ARE NOT FOR TRADE, SORRY!
Please do not ask. I have worked hard on each one and grown attached!
I am an adult player, 56! This is my decompression time!
I am kind and generous. Please do not mistake these qualities for stupidity.
I am truly not trying to be mean, but please do not MM or MT me and beg or *tell* me to do things, like trade with you. You will be unceremoniously unanswered and blocked. Please and thank you are wonderful tools. If you are going to write me about trading, please use them!
MY PETS ARE NOT FOR TRADE, SORRY! 
825MP