Vague Topics 101

Vague Topics 101

Some of you are doing it wrong.

Making the topics:
1. Only use 'you' when you want people to figure out who you're talking about. Using she/he/her/him isn't that good of an idea because it really narrows things down. If you do find yourself using those pronouns, switch genders. (ahahaha)

2. The best vague topics usually have some form of laughter as the message. (ie; ahahaha, lmao, lol, etc etc)

3. YAY GIFS

4. Always wait like 20 minutes before making a vague topic about a conversation that you had with someone on mara.

Explaining the topics when people ask who they are about:
1. Don't explain them. It defeats the purpose.
2. If someone asks if it's about them and you said/used the pronoun 'you'...sometimes it's easier to just say yes to everyone that asked if it's about them. You could always say "Have you done anything that would make me say this about you?" and leave it at that. Another good auto-response: a vague topic is vague
3. Don't say it's about real life because a lot of people try to say that and it's obvious that they're lying.

Replying to vague topics:
1. "I know who this is about"
2. "lol"
3. "why are you talking about me"
4. Don't say "what???", "who????"...basically, don't act confused.

-e- don't flatter yourself into thinking that the op's other posts on the topic are about you either!!!

added:
if someone really wants to know, they could always message the person and ask what they're talking about. lmao but y'all shouldn't always be that nosy.

-Chimocha ("Chirstina") 2012, Master of Vague Topics