Samanthaj12 - Jewish Elf
So, I stumbled upon the North Pole, one day, while I was looking for a job. There was no jobs in the United States, doing taxes, for me, so I figured I'd travel. I found Santa's factory and they let me in. Santa asked if I was an elf because I'm so short. I said, "Hah, no. I'm here to ask if you need someone to do your taxes!" He slapped an elf hat onto my head,