The Worst Song Titles Ever - Country Music

I'm not a country music fan, but they sure win the award of having the songs with the worst titles. Actually, I find them hilarious.

Here are some of the titles.

Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There)

Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox When I Die

Refried Dreams

She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas

This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through

Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?

You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?