google thts what taught me all this random crap [actually myspace]
i keep trying to kidnap jasper btu alice is always waiting with a baseball bat how does she know oh right
i dont have adhd i just do u like waffles?
i love dorks i know u wanna be one hehe but theirs only one thts perfect thts jay my sexxi dork
im such a nerd get over it
is it okay to eat raw toast?
im board lets go hang out at wal*mart
do u have ears OMG lets be frens
whoever said anything is possible they never had tryed slamming a revolving door
best friends mean fighting over a bag of chips and at the end instead of saying im srry they said ......HAHA LOSER
do tht again and i will so give u a paper cut in front of jasper
no need to be hatting i no ur just jealous of my skittles.....especially my red ones yummy in my tummy
who is this life and y is he throwing lemons at ppl?
put tht in ur juice box and suck it
i dream of a world when chickens can cross the world and motives not be questioned kindergarten was when the definition of D-R-A-M-A was when some one stole your crayons..
sarcasm........easier then dealing with stupid people
...i tried being normal once WORST 5 minutes of my life
i didnt trip i was just checking gravity......... it works
i am a zombie..om..nom..nom..nom
id marry you with a ring pop if i had to..ily
of course im out off my mind...its dark and scary in there
if i was a piece of cheese i would make my owner do cheese rolling but then poison myself to make him regret trying to eat me HAHAHA... il probably regret it too...ohwell