google thts what taught me all this random crap [actually myspace]
i keep trying to kidnap jasper btu alice is always waiting with a baseball bat how does she know oh right
i dont have adhd i just do u like waffles?
i love dorks i know u wanna be one hehe but theirs only one thts perfect thts jay my sexxi dork
im such a nerd get over it
is it okay to eat raw toast?
im board lets go hang out at wal*mart
do u have ears OMG lets be frens
whoever said anything is possible they never had tryed slamming a revolving door
best friends mean fighting over a bag of chips and at the end instead of saying im srry they said ......HAHA LOSER
do tht again and i will so give u a paper cut in front of jasper
no need to be hatting i no ur just jealous of my skittles.....especially my red ones yummy in my tummy
who is this life and y is he throwing lemons at ppl?
put tht in ur juice box and suck it
i dream of a world when chickens can cross the world and motives not be questioned kindergarten was when the definition of D-R-A-M-A was when some one stole your crayons..
sarcasm........easier then dealing with stupid people
...i tried being normal once WORST 5 minutes of my life
i didnt trip i was just checking gravity......... it works
i am a zombie..om..nom..nom..nom
id marry you with a ring pop if i had to..ily
of course im out off my mind...its dark and scary in there
117 years, 1 month & 6 days ago 28th May 2009 04:59
nice
117 years, 1 month & 18 days ago 16th May 2009 12:18
thank u i love u to u r amzing but not more then andrew jackson ha
117 years, 1 month & 18 days ago 16th May 2009 06:58
omj tht was amazing it must have been fun
117 years, 1 month & 26 days ago 8th May 2009 03:49
i went 2 wallmart and there was a scarecrow only it was actually a picture of a man wearing tights disguised as a giant mouse. The giant mouse was killed by the scarecrow that ate a hippo because the fat man was purple because he was attacked by a carrot that was on the day shift at the quahog mini mart and a masive cow milked chocolats for the oracle ya know the one of a neos film wats it called matis or something... oh yeah the day after tomorow no wait i mean the day the earth stood still that was a rubbish movie especally wen the puppet wats his face saw shot the zombies face off using a petrol tanker and some sheep which were trying to kill the everyone and crp but anyway there gonna taste great there gonna taste great frosties in the morning gonna taste great there gonna taste great the kid of that advertisement for corn on the cob taken off and fried then lightly frosted commited suicied peace out
117 years, 1 month & 30 days ago 4th May 2009 05:57
HAHAAA LOSER wal*mart eeeppppp
117 years, 2 months & 1 day ago 2nd May 2009 14:15
so it owuld be sad to u not me hehe
117 years, 2 months & 1 day ago 2nd May 2009 14:14
if an emo killed me it would be sad
117 years, 2 months & 1 day ago 2nd May 2009 13:57
hm i could make a emo laugh but i kinda avoid them they look like they want to murder me
117 years, 2 months & 1 day ago 2nd May 2009 13:30