CAUTION random anyway hope it makes you laugh READ

my little kumquat

rawr grrr go away hehe


when in doubt google it

i wonder what its like to be a piece of cheese?

moo im a fish

i ruined a emo kids day i made him laugh

automatic doors make me feel like a jedi

google thts what taught me all this random crap [actually myspace]

i keep trying to kidnap jasper btu alice is always waiting with a baseball bat how does she know oh right

i dont have adhd i just do u like waffles?

i love dorks i know u wanna be one hehe but theirs only one thts perfect thts jay my sexxi dork

im such a nerd get over it

is it okay to eat raw toast?

im board lets go hang out at wal*mart

do u have ears OMG lets be frens

whoever said anything is possible they never had tryed slamming a revolving door

best friends mean fighting over a bag of chips and at the end instead of saying im srry they said ......HAHA LOSER

do tht again and i will so give u a paper cut in front of jasper

no need to be hatting i no ur just jealous of my skittles.....especially my red ones yummy in my tummy

who is this life and y is he throwing lemons at ppl?

put tht in ur juice box and suck it

i dream of a world when chickens can cross the world and motives not be questioned kindergarten was when the definition of D-R-A-M-A was when some one stole your crayons..

sarcasm........easier then dealing with stupid people


...i tried being normal once WORST 5 minutes of my life

i didnt trip i was just checking gravity......... it works

i am a zombie..om..nom..nom..nom

id marry you with a ring pop if i had to..ily

of course im out off my mind...its dark and scary in there

SON OF A BATCH OF COOKIES


DUCT TAPE so many uses so little time

OUCH! tht parked car hit me

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE!or ill rip ur arm off

were dorkier then a box of nerds

DEATH the #1 killer in the USA tell ur frens

im pretty sure we scare people


haha..wait i dont get it>:3