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giraffenop
  1. About me.
    9th Aug 2009 10:07
    14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  2. Leave a comment...
    15th Mar 2009 18:14
    15 years & 14 days ago
  3. Burnt Cheese
    4th Nov 2008 07:10
    15 years, 4 months & 23 days ago
Burnt Cheese
15 years, 4 months & 23 days ago
4th Nov 2008 07:10

I once saw a yam wearing a purple hat.
It was walking on three legs toward the grocery shop at the bottom of the river.
It bought a bottle of milk, and carried it in a plastic glove over to a bench.
The yam sat on the bench, drank the milk, and offered some cheese to the zebra sitting next to him.

The zebra declined, for he was lactose intolerant.
The yam ate his cheese and walked over to the orange tree who was singing to the clouds.

The yam asked for a milkshake with sprinkles.
When handing the drink to the yam, the tree tripped on a marble, squashing the yam completley.
A rat, witnessing the entire scene offered to take home the remains of the yam.
It was the rat's birthday, and the yam would make a perfect dish for the feast he was having.

However, upon serving it to his guests, he discovered tiny pieces of a purple hat mixed with the yam.
He let everyone eat it anyway, thinking that it would just taste better.
It would have been a perfect party, except that the yam had spilled some milk on his hat while drinking it.
It happended to be that all the rats were allergic to milk, so they died.

The only one who lived was a small mouse cousin, who hadn't eaten anything at all.
He returned the yam to where it had come from, on a bench next to a zebra.

The zebra was saddend by the yams death, and buried him next to the orange tree that had accidently squashed him.
The orange tree poured the undrunk milkshake on the grave, as an apology.
When the drink touched the soil, lo and behold, the dead yam popped back from the ground!

He was new and alive, but with an orange hat this time.
The zebra and orange tree were delighted to see the yam alive, so they all went out to lunch at a diner at the bottom of the river.

The end.

Comment if you can beat my randomness.

JessyBastet
I can't beat that, but it was great. xD
17 years, 8 months & 17 days ago 10th Jul 2016 19:32
 
I love it!
19 years, 11 months & 13 days ago 13th Apr 2014 21:05
 
Looks like no one can beat my randomness.
113 years, 10 months & 14 days ago 13th May 2010 16:13
 
oookkk
114 years & 1 month ago 26th Feb 2010 18:57
 
  1. About me.
    9th Aug 2009 10:07
    14 years, 7 months & 18 days ago
  2. Leave a comment...
    15th Mar 2009 18:14
    15 years & 14 days ago
  3. Burnt Cheese
    4th Nov 2008 07:10
    15 years, 4 months & 23 days ago