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  1. Entry.
    31st Mar 2014 16:50
    12 years & 3 months ago
  2. Untaken Pet Names.
    25th Mar 2014 11:23
    12 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  3. How to fix marahome~
    4th Feb 2010 10:16
    16 years, 4 months & 25 days ago
  4. Vampire Ball (My book)
    16th Nov 2009 12:56
    16 years, 7 months & 13 days ago
  5. ~November 28th Reminder~
    15th Nov 2009 13:56
    16 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  6. Something to enjoy while you're here.
    30th Oct 2009 13:54
    16 years, 8 months & 2 days ago
  7. Pet trading info~
    28th Aug 2009 10:46
    16 years, 10 months & 4 days ago
  8. ~Reminder~
    21st Jun 2009 16:56
    17 years & 10 days ago
  9. My favorite forum xD
    3rd Feb 2009 21:30
    17 years, 4 months & 25 days ago
  10. Sign here, plz
    3rd Feb 2009 02:45
    17 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
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VampiraChan 17 Comments
Awesome girl comebacks!
17 years, 9 months & 24 days ago
6th Sep 2008 12:54

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Boy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Boy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Boy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Boy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Boy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Homemade
These are great. ;D
Bronze Shield 112 years, 11 months & 25 days ago 6th Jul 2013 20:12
 
hahaha!
Bronze Shield 115 years, 5 months & 14 days ago 15th Jan 2011 16:29
 
ahahahaha these are awesome!!!
Bronze Shield 116 years, 6 months & 24 days ago 6th Dec 2009 10:27
 
LOL....wow!! lmfao!!
Bronze Shield 116 years, 6 months & 27 days ago 2nd Dec 2009 20:30
 
i told my boyfriend one of them hope u don't mind.
Bronze Shield 116 years, 11 months & 3 days ago 28th Jul 2009 19:46
 
ltm those r good
Bronze Shield 116 years, 11 months & 3 days ago 28th Jul 2009 19:45
 
LOL.
Bronze Shield 117 years & 12 days ago 20th Jun 2009 09:13
 
but it is inappropriat! but they r all funny!
Bronze Shield 117 years & 25 days ago 7th Jun 2009 04:12
 
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! The egg one is hilarious!!!
Bronze Shield 117 years, 2 months & 21 days ago 9th Apr 2009 18:21
 
thats funny. ive seen this before, but isnt the egg one a lil inappropriate? >,>
Bronze Shield 117 years, 3 months & 21 days ago 11th Mar 2009 15:01
 
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  1. Entry.
    31st Mar 2014 16:50
    12 years & 3 months ago
  2. Untaken Pet Names.
    25th Mar 2014 11:23
    12 years, 3 months & 7 days ago
  3. How to fix marahome~
    4th Feb 2010 10:16
    16 years, 4 months & 25 days ago
  4. Vampire Ball (My book)
    16th Nov 2009 12:56
    16 years, 7 months & 13 days ago
  5. ~November 28th Reminder~
    15th Nov 2009 13:56
    16 years, 7 months & 14 days ago
  6. Something to enjoy while you're here.
    30th Oct 2009 13:54
    16 years, 8 months & 2 days ago
  7. Pet trading info~
    28th Aug 2009 10:46
    16 years, 10 months & 4 days ago
  8. ~Reminder~
    21st Jun 2009 16:56
    17 years & 10 days ago
  9. My favorite forum xD
    3rd Feb 2009 21:30
    17 years, 4 months & 25 days ago
  10. Sign here, plz
    3rd Feb 2009 02:45
    17 years, 4 months & 26 days ago
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