Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Boy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Boy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Boy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Boy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today

Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Boy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together