regarding questions about pets

i don't like doing blog posts, but i've repeatedly gotten a couple particular questions.

1.) my pets are not for trade. no, they will not ever be for trade.

2.) please don't contact me saying how the pet bios are in broken english. out of respect for who has written them, they will not be changed.

3.) i don't do custom pet banners for people anymore. if you want to make one, just crop a stock background image from pexels in a photo editor, paste the pet image on top, and use a bubble text generator of your choice online. if the shadows on the pet look wrong, just repaint them with a dark blue watercolour brush on multiply and copy-paste a cheesy lens flare in the corner.