Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
The love of this world flies blind in an empty sky, all of which has become sullied more and as we get the same reaction in yet another town I can still hear the sound of the trigger being pulled It's the sound that's fueling those nightmares What your hoping for is something i always fail at even when you cheer me up the future is to close to ignore I can only try to surpress it for the sake of sweeter dreams
Nightsack
soaking in this mood even at your bedside In your arms everything slips into place In the dead of night I use any means to make you laugh Dismiss your fears Embrace like this can only help so much If only i new what else to do I couldnt even wake you all i could do was watch Listen in the night to each of your screams A memory that keeps coming back Unconcious as it runs recklessly deeper Were like a pair of weeping children embracing in the night For however long it takes Doing what we can to postpone sleep and the trials that come with it Surley there are far worst ways to watch another evening creep by while im with you
