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MeLlamoManny
So my 'Feminazi Jezebel Heathen' friends and I have been discussing everything that's wrong with society. Here's one.

Ah, the ever-present problem of ???Nice Guys.??? It plagues the population as a whole and feminists because the typical reaction is ???but this just proves you???re a man-hating feminist!??? Ah, the things that anti-feminists describe as ???manly???. Rape, sexual harassment, spousal abuse. I mean, you???d think they???d have a higher estimation of the men they revere as flawless.

Onto Nice Guy Syndrome. See, maybe the title is misleading at first. The point, though, is, that the men targeted by this concept aren???t actually nice. What happens is, boy likes girl. Girl does not like boy, for whatever reason. Girl chooses other boy who turns out to be, in Nice Guy???s opinion, a jerk.

Nice Guy then says any of these things.

She has ???issues???. That???s why she chose him.

This one is problematic because of the stigma of ???issues.??? The crazy, overemotional woman is so whenever she???s upset and the man doesn???t particularly want to deal with it so he says something along the lines of ???take a chill pill??? or the newly popular ???calm your tits??? or even ???chill out ???. Case in point, chill. Your needs aren???t important, nor are your opinions. If you are upset about something you???re being emotional.

I???m not upset about it, the calm, rational man who always knows best, so clearly you???re just over-reacting.

Any girl who goes for the jerks is not worth your time. Move onto someone worth it.

Oh, good. This just strikes me as funny. ???You???re worthless! Now, why won???t you go out with me???? The important thing to note here is the single distinguishing factor of a ???jerk.??? Not necessarily that he actually is a jerk to the woman, but that Nice Guy does not like the guy. Evidence of jerk-hood does not have to be given.

He is a jerk because he took the woman from the Nice Guy even if the woman never claimed to like Nice Guy.

But I offered you advice on boys! I let you cry on my shoulder at every break up! I loaned you my pencil in Math class! I was nice to you! We were friends!

This one is particularly eyebrow-raising because apparently friendship=relationship and /relationship is owed the moment one becomes friends.

But I asked
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MeLlamoManny2 Jan 20127comments
Quotes by Carly

I'm a poor man. My life consists of working odd jobs throughout the year. I work in department stores and at Christmas tree farms in the winter, in a traveling circus or amuzement park during the summer, and I live in a shady apartment downtown. I live on my own. I've never felt the need for a companion, nor any jealousy toward those who had one. Until now.
It was early December, and we were in the parking lot of a K-Mart, selling pine trees. A cascade of slush and rain, about seven thirty at night, when a car pulled up. It was black, pretty nondescript. A man got out; I can't lie, he was pretty good looking, even if he was in his early thirties, and much too old for the woman that got out of the passenger seat. The girl was maybe twenty, which immediately brought to my mind a sugar daddy, or something of the sort. But she walked around back and opened the door, and out jumped a toddler, cute little boy. And then she stepped up into the street lights, where we were, where the trees were, and I saw just how pretty she was. I also saw that her pea coat was uncomfortably tight around the stomach.
That was the first time I felt envy for another man. Here I was, working out in the cold and wet, and there he was, not much older than I, with a beautiful wife and child and another on the way.
That was the first time I let my envy get the best of me.

-Kristobal Vey


"I'm from Liverpool. You know where that is? England. United Kingdom? No? God, you Americans are idiots. No. Good bye, Mr. Cox."
A note to you, friends. Never come to America. Or at least, never to New York. THe people here are dirty, rude, and stupid. I'll be moving out. Not back to Liverpool. God no, I hate it there. I'm moving across the country. Trying California this time.
My name is Kayte. That's pronounced like Kate, but much more interesting. Pardon you.
I moved here to get away from my parents, but I was not going to learn a new language. America neemed about like my only option. So here I am.
I guess I'm pretty good looking by your standards, because I get hit on in every god damned pub I walk into. Is that just how it is here? I hope not.
I live in the suburbs outside Buffalo. It's nice. People are ignorant. All is well.
No, it's not.

-Kayte Fedic

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He was aware of everything around him at this moment.
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MeLlamoManny8 Oct 20110comments