In the beginning:
I don't know you,
You give me cookies,
I worship you.
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You continually give me cookies,
We discuss said cookies and share them with the muffin man.
We discuss flying to amusement parks and shrimp ramen noodles at three in the morning.
You are sad,
I give you hugs and hearts.
You want to be expensive (in a very nice way),
I say no,
think too hard,
and have a brain aneurism.
Your kirby saves me.
We are even.
There will be more, and i guaruntee that it will make even less sense than it does now, but you're my budday and I dont like seeing you bothered. ???
All of the following are completely true and shoul aide our fallen brave warrior.
1.) Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
2.) Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
3.) Most boat owners name their boats. The most popular boat name requested is Obsession.
4.) 100% of all lottery winners gain weight.
5.) An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.
6.) Cats can hear ultrasound.
7.) If you were to spell out numbers, you would you have to go until 1,000 until you would find the letter "A".
8.) Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
9.) Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
10.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class.
11.) Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
12.) An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
13.) The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
14.) Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
15.) Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
It all began when a Magical Pegasus (whos name was not Bob) was grazing on a plane of pure cheese ... Yes, he was on the moon. So then the Magical Pegasus, whos name was not Bob, took flight all around the universe and fought gigantic beasts with four heads, three tails, and seven siblings while going to the club and holding epic awesomesauce tea parties with the muffin man, DinoChickenNugget, and MrPea. He became famous for his world reknown invention of everlasting bubble gum and cookie flavored toothpaste which eventually became novelty toys. Magical Pegasus, whos name is not Bob, has recently settle onto a website called Marapets where he rules Dutch randomness.
