AWESOME COMEBACKS

these are comebacks for people you hate:
1. life. get one.
2. you go girl. and dont come back.
3. like i need ur approval.
4. does it hurt being so dumb?
5. its not ur fault. im blaming u anyway.
6. its sad that ur own mom dresses u like that.
7. please put all questions into the form of a compliment.
8. nobody ever suspects me.
9. nobodys perfect. im as close as it gets.
10. im happy. dont wreck it by talking.
11. ok. im perfect. now stop staring.
12. lets be friends. id like a dumb friend.

those were my AWESOME COMEBACKS and other insults....