I've been on Marapets for 10+ years, I think. I revisit this website occasionally when I'm bored out of my mind and I have nothing else to do (Which is not often). My last post was in 2009. 10 years have passed since then and I'm now a Forensic Science graduate. I plan on doing my Postgraduate in Genetics, but let's see where life takes me. I have been diagnosed with anxiety in March (I think) after a severe panic attack and I'm now on medication for it. I try my hardest to not depend on them too much as I need to heal myself on the inside, especially my extremely paranoid mind. I've loved and I've been broken and I've hurt others, but I guess that's part and parcel of life. I'm currently dating again with a guy I met from college, which we will call him J, and everything is going smoothly. So much has changed since 2009. Am I proud of the achievements I have? Most definitely. Would I change any of the mistakes I've made in the past 10 years? ... Maybe a couple.

Till next time.

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Give yourself a swirly.

6. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!

7. Run into walls.

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear. Or
naked for that matter.

9. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times.

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

11. Pretend to worship the devil.

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and yell, "Good
morning Sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

14. Run in circles.

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.

16. Pretend to beat yourself up.

17. Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!"

18. Slither everywhere.

19. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a !!!"

20. Wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist...tell them you're making a fashion statement.

21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

22. Super glue your finger up your nose.

23. Talk to a pen.

24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

25. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

26. Try to climb up a wall.

27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending you're a fly.

28. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your head...say you're a lovely unicorn.

29. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!!" ( this is gross though...ewww!

30. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come to see what's wrong, pretend like
you're asleep.

31. Do what they tell you to do.

32. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!"

33. Eat your hair.

34. Tell them whatever they're eating looks like a certain animal.

35. Eat anything obviously not edible. (try not to poison yourself.)

36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. (try not to kill yourself.)

37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

38. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people...)

39. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowni