101 best come backs

well my little sister is staying with me and i bought her a book she wanted called 101 best come backs and i fort this one was pretty funny...


ok so you walk into your class room and your teacher says this is the third time you have been late so you say thank you for noticing...



lolz...


this book has a come back for like every thing so if you want a come back about something just coment and say wat for...



peace out

SAD STORY

my mum and dad were 42 thats all i new
they screamed they shouted they even belted
they hit me in the face they called me a diskrase
they said they didn't love me they said they didn't care
they got out the kitchen knife they came walking up to me they said you have done this you will see
they swung theres arms in the air they killed them selfs i think its no fare



my name is destiny i am 8 years old every night i beg every night i go cold my mum nor my dad killed me that night thats why i scream thats why i get a fright my mummy my daddy killed them selfs i dont no why but i do no how they got shot guns they got huge knifes they tryed to take away there own lives
they bleeded and cryed they shot them selfs in the head the next thing i no my mummy is dead i look at my daddy he looks at me in a scary way i have never seen
i say daddy oh daddy wats wrong with mummy my daddy says the same thing thats wrong with me
he drops to the ground with a gun in his hand he just lies there my daddy was dead...







my name is destiny my parents are dead i tryed to stop it but they are both dead

RYAN SHECKLER

hey its me crystal again lolz...


well i just met ryan sheckler the other day and i love him almost as much as i love criss angel lolz so again if you love him as much as i do friend reqest me thanx....


peace out