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Skater7309
BOy: I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?

Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.

Boy- Oh really? Why?

Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, thats all.

Boy- Oh.

Girl- So what did we do in math today?

Boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes.

Girl- Ok, good.

Boy- Yeah

Girl- Hey, I have a question......

Boy- Ok, ask away.

Girl-........How much do you love me?

Boy- You know I love you more than anything.

Girl- Yeah.....

Boy- Why do you ask?

Girl-................>silence<..........

Boy- Is something wrong?

Girl- No, nothing at all.

Boy- Ok, good.

Girl- ..............How much do u care about me?

Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.

Girl- You would?

Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?

Girl- No, everything is fine......

Boy- Are you sure?

Girl- Yeah.

Boy- Ok.......I hope so.

Girl- ..............Would you die for me?

Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hunny.

Girl- Really?

Boy- Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong?

Girl- No, I'm fine, your fine, we're fine, everyones fine.

Boy- ............Ok. If your sure.

Girl-......................Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.

Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.

Girl- Yeah, I love you to, bye.

THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:

Boy- Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?

Friend- No

Boy- Oh. Ok.

Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either.

Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.

Friend- Well dude, you know how girls are sometimes.

Boy- Yeah........but not her.

Friend- I don't know what else to say, man.

Boy- Ok, well I gotta get to english, I'll see you after school.

Friend- Yeah, I gotta get to science, talk to you later.

THAT NIGHT:

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Girl- Hello?

Boy- Hey.

Girl- Oh, hi.

Boy- Why weren't you at school today?

Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment.
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Skater73090
Skater730924 Jun 20091comment
TRY NOT TO LAUGH ( i was told to look @ this, but it ended up cool)

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You have just been visited by SERAH I will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.





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Skater73090
Skater730923 Jun 20090comments
GIRL COMEBACKS


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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Skater73090
Skater730921 Jun 20092comments