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Female Comebacks

female comebacks

Female comebacks

Female ComeBacks


female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
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jackos12311 Apr 20100comments
Try It, It Gets Real Results!

Hiya Try This Chain It's Really Cool!

Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.



























Just Read The Little Stories And
Think of A Wish As You Scroll All
The Way To The bottom. There Is
A Message There - Then Make Your
Wish.
























No Attachment On This One.



























Stories



























I'm 13 Years Old, And I Wished
That My Dad Would Come Home From
The Army, Because He'd Been Having
Problems With His Heart And Right
Leg. It Was 2:53pm When I made
My Wish. At 3:07pm (14 Minutes
Later), The Doorbell Rang, And
There My Dad Was, Luggage and All!!









I'm Katie And I'm 20 And I've Been
Having Trouble In My Job And On The
Verge Of Quitting. I Made A Simple
Wish That My Boss Would Get A New
Job. That Was At 1:35pm And At 2:55pm
There Was An Announcement That He
Was Promoted And Was Leaving For
Another City. Believe Me...This
Really Works!!!















My Name Is Ann And I Am 45 Years
Of Age. I Had Always Been Single
And Had Been Hoping To Get Into A
Nice, Loving Relationship For Many
Years. While Kind Of Daydreaming
(And Right After Receiving This Email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally Come Into My Life. That Was At
9:10am On A Tuesday. At 9:55am
a FedEx Delivery Man Came Into My
Office. He Was Cute, Polite And
Could Not Stop Smiling At Me. He
Started Coming Back Almost Everyday
(Even Without Packages) And Asked Me
Out A Week Later. We Married 6
Months Later And Now Have Been
Happily Married For 2 Years.

My Name Is Marion, I'm 13, The
Time Here Is 10:5
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jackos12320 Dec 20090comments
the virgin test(i failed)

look at the c's


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start thinking something you really really want
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jackos1237 Nov 20090comments
find the 3 and u will get a kiss tommorow
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...

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RRRRRRRRRRR'b'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once youve found the b

Find The Mistake.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWZYX-xyz not zyx

Once Youve Found The Mistake



Find the i

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Once you found the i..............



Find the 6


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9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999'6'99999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
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once youve found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMM'N'MMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO
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jackos12311 Aug 20090comments
I have a theme for the week every wekk, (obviously!wink.gif I'll change it every Friday and dress for that theme for the whole week! Post themes you'd like to see me dress in! Ridiculous and funny!

Options:

Colourful
Funny
Black
Weird
Clown
Pink pixy.

Post your theme and the one with the most votes wins!!!!!! Dont vote more than once!
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jackos1235 Aug 20092comments