female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This.
Just Read The Little Stories And Think of A Wish As You Scroll All The Way To The bottom. There Is A Message There - Then Make Your Wish.
No Attachment On This One.
Stories
I'm 13 Years Old, And I Wished That My Dad Would Come Home From The Army, Because He'd Been Having Problems With His Heart And Right Leg. It Was 2:53pm When I made My Wish. At 3:07pm (14 Minutes Later), The Doorbell Rang, And There My Dad Was, Luggage and All!!
I'm Katie And I'm 20 And I've Been Having Trouble In My Job And On The Verge Of Quitting. I Made A Simple Wish That My Boss Would Get A New Job. That Was At 1:35pm And At 2:55pm There Was An Announcement That He Was Promoted And Was Leaving For Another City. Believe Me...This Really Works!!!
My Name Is Ann And I Am 45 Years Of Age. I Had Always Been Single And Had Been Hoping To Get Into A Nice, Loving Relationship For Many Years. While Kind Of Daydreaming (And Right After Receiving This Email) I wished that a quality person would Finally Come Into My Life. That Was At 9:10am On A Tuesday. At 9:55am a FedEx Delivery Man Came Into My Office. He Was Cute, Polite And Could Not Stop Smiling At Me. He Started Coming Back Almost Everyday (Even Without Packages) And Asked Me Out A Week Later. We Married 6 Months Later And Now Have Been Happily Married For 2 Years.
My Name Is Marion, I'm 13, The Time Here Is 10:51pm And I Hope It'll Take More Or Less Than 30 Minutes For This Wish To Happen. And My Wish Is To Have A Great Guy That Would Love Me For Who I Am, And That He Would Call Me To Tell Me He loves Me.
I'm 9 And I Wish My True Love Would Love Me, And He Did In 9 Minutes!
Hi! I'm Stephanie I Wished For My Crush To Appear And In 10 Minutes I Saw Him In Front Of My House Gate.
Just Scroll Down To The End, But While You Do, Think Of A Wish. Make Your Wish When You Have Completed Scrolling. Whatever Age You Are, Is The Number Of Minutes It Will Take For Your Wish To Come True. eg.You Are 25 Years Old, It Will Take 25 Minutes For Your Wish To Come True.
Go For It!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your Wish Will Now Come True In Your Age Minutes.
Now Follow This Carefully....It Can Be Very Rewarding!!!!
If You Repost This Within The Next 5 Minutes. Something Major That You've Been Wanting Will Happen
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find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
I have a theme for the week every wekk, (obviously! I'll change it every Friday and dress for that theme for the whole week! Post themes you'd like to see me dress in! Ridiculous and funny!
Options:
Colourful Funny Black Weird Clown Pink pixy.
Post your theme and the one with the most votes wins!!!!!! Dont vote more than once!
I'll change it every Friday and dress for that theme for the whole week! Post themes you'd like to see me dress in! Ridiculous and funny! 
