There once was a girl that liked to eat chicken. She lived in a house and lived in some snowy canadian city with her Albino Pygmy Platipus named Paul. She loved Paul very much. But Paul was really a man who went to Taco Bell and ate an enchillada. But then he cut himself juggling knives for his audience. Because he was a clown for a family circus that liked to eat apple pie.
Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends\\\' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I\\\'m cool like that Black---------because that\\\'s how I roll. Pink-----------because I\\\'m crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I\\\'m sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I\\\'m AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he\\\'s my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I\\\'m stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I\\\'m a Ninja! None----------because I can\\\'t control myself!
