I'm a dumb blond. xD And I DO have dirty blond hair. =D ~TAKE THIS QUIZ~ [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. =/ [x] You have ran into a tree. [x] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. =O [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was put twice [x] You just looked at it. [x]Your hair is blond/dirty blond. [x]People have called you slow. (My friend Alisa said I WAS slow! xD) [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [x] You've fallen asleep in class. (Almost) [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Sometimes? =D) [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. (My friends do that ALL the time! [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math. [x]You have eaten a bug. [x]You are taking this blond quiz when you should be doing something important. (Homework)Its so true [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (My shirt was on inside out when I went to school before. xD) [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. [ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even know when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you. (My friends always use big words I don't even know!I have to use a dictionary. [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confuzzled. [x] You have fallen out of your chair before. [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (=D) Total: 36/38 Well, I'm a dumb blond. xD Post your results!!!
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.
26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.
27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!
28. Pass out bananas
29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss
30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"
31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself
32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.
33. Camp out in the frozen food section.
34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.
35. Give random old people your number
36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.
37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away. *************** put a dora doll in the middle of the isle then when someone picks it up scream swiper no swiping
act like you are talkin on your cellphone say u were supposed to set off the bomb after i left
Take a little boy with glasses and say "you're a wizard harry"
take a cart and start ramming it into the wall andyouwhen someone asks u what you are doing scream "I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS!!"
follow people around singing the Jaws theme song
grin insanely at random people
dress up in camo with a friend, putblack make-up under your eyes and put random leaves on you then roll around on the ground and act like you are on a TOP secret mission
hide in a circular rack and when someone comes by pop out and scream
Go in to the toy aisle, open a light saber and run around poking people and shouting "Luke I Am Your Father!"
Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself!