Pick the month you were born: January-------I ate February------I bit March--------I laughed at April----------I kissed May----------I hugged June----------I sniffed July-----------I danced with August--------I sang with September----I screamed at October-------I slept on a November-----I ran over December-----I bashed up
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A grasshopper 2-------A piece of paper 3-------A pillow 4-------My Sister 5-------A worm 6-------A phone 7-------My school bag 8-------A 9-------my Best Friends Dad 10-------my Neighbor 11-------my Maths Teacher 12------- ELMO!!! 13-------a Fireman 14-------a Toad 15-------a Goat 16-------a Pickle 17------- your Mummy 18-------a Spoon 19------ - Duck 20-------a Baseball Bat 21-------a Ninja 22-------Britney Spears 23-------a Noodle 24-------a Squirrel 25-------a Balloon 26-------my Sister 27-------my Brother 28-------an I-pod 29-------a Surfer 30-------a Llama 31-------A Homeless Guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm ah-mazing and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself!
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[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x] You have your own room. [x] You own a cell phone. [x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [x] Your parents are still married. [x] You love your family (All of them) [x] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 7
[X] You dress the way you want to. [X] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [X] You have never been beaten up [x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [X] Your room is big enough for you [X]People don't use you for something you have [X] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 7
[ ] You have over 500 friends on bebo [ ] You have pictures of yourself on bebo [ ] Your parents let you have a bebo [x] You get allowance/loan. [x]You Collect something normal. [X]You look forward to going to college/university [X]You don't wish you were someone else. [X] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L: 6
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [X] You have friends. [x] You've never had a detention T O T A L: 5
[x] You know what is going on in the world. [X] You are happy with your life [X] You usually aren't sick. [x] You know more than one language. [x] You have a screen name. [X] You own/owned a pet. [X] You know the words to more than 5 songs [X] You don't have any enemies T O T A L: 8
Total over all: 33
times it by 3 = 99%
101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
I currently have a "A" In life. Post it on your blog!
[x] you own curlers [ ] you own a straightener [x] you have foundation [ ] you have 3 different colored eyeliners (blue, black, brown) [x] you have mascara [x] you have a eyebrow brush [x] you have a nail file [ ] you have heat protection spray [x] you have a hair dryer TOTAL :6
[x] your room is purple or pink( both thank u very much) [ ] you call yourself Barbie haha [ ]you have blonde hair [ ] you have blue eyes [x] you have brown eyes(light brown 2 be exact) [x] you have brown hair [x] you own more than 10 pairs of shoes [ ] your bed is pink or purple TOTAL: 4
[ ] your friends call you dumb [ ] people call you barbie [x] you own a designer perfume [x] you have designer clothes [ ] you've dyed your hair [ ] you had/have highlites [ ] your hair brush is designer TOTAL: 2
[ ] you have your own bathroom in your bedroom [x] you look in the mirror at least 5 times a day [x] you wear a lot of pink [x] you have a lot of stuffed animals in your house [ ] you have pink fluffy lights in your room [x] you have a pink teddy bear TOTAL: 4
[x] you have pink photo frames [x] you have a pink nintendo DS/GB [x] you have a mobile phone [x] you have had/ have a pink mobile phone [ ] you have a laptop/ computer [x] you have a tv in your room [x] you have an ipod/mp3 [x] you had to use a calculator to add up this quiz TOTAL: 7
Totalx3=percentage of "barbie"
69% Barbie.
Are You a Girl or a Boy?
YOUR BOY SIDE: [x] you love hoodies [x] you love jeans [x] dogs are better then cats [x] its hilarious when people get hurt(it depends how hurt) [x] you've played with/against boys on a team [ ] shopping is torture [ ] sad movies suck [x] you own an XBOX [x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [x] you own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega [ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [x] you watch sports on TV [x] gory movies are cool(AWESOME) [ ] you go to your dad for advice [ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats [ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards [ ] baggy sweatpants are sweet [ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors(RED ROCKS) [x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [x] sports are fun [x] you talk with food in your mouth [ ] you sleep at night with your socks on [ ] you hate claires the store total: 14
YOUR GIRL SIDE: [x] you love to shop [x] you wear eyeliner [x] you wear the color pink [ ] you go to your mom for advice [x] you consider cheerleading a sport [ ] you hate wearing the color black [x] you like going to the mall [x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures [x] you like wearing jewelry [x] you cried watching Eight Below [x] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe [x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [x] you don't like the movie Star Wars [ ] you are/were in gymnastics [x] it takes you around one hour to shower get dressed and make up [x] you smile a lot more than you should [x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [x] you care about what you look like [x] you like wearing dresses when you can [x] you wear body spray/perfume [x] you like high heel shoes [x] you used to play with dolls as a kid [x] you like putting makeup on others [x] you like being the star of almost everything [ ] pink is one of your favorite colors TOTAL =21
[HIGH CLASS] [ ] Your tan [ ] You own something from Prada [x] You own something from Coach [x] You own something from Juicy Couture [x] You own something from Louis Vuitton [x] You own an iPod. [x] You love Starbucks. [ ] You have been called a brat.(when my mom is jk) [x] You own more than 7 pairs of shoes [x] You hate buying things that are on sale TOTAL: 7
[GOTH] [x] Black is/was one of your favorite colors. [ ] You wear/wore chains. [ ] You like heavy metal. [x] You've shopped at Hot Topic. [x] You have worn black lipstick .(on halloween) [x] Your hair was/is dark. [x] You dislike preps. [x] You have/had piercings TOTAL: 6
[PUNK] [ ] You can skateboard. [x] You wear plaid. [x] You have Converse. [ ] You hate MTV. [ ] You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. [ ] You love skater boys/girls. [x] You hate preps. [x] You wear tight pants TOTAL:4
[EMO] [ ] You are depressed sometimes [x] You have/had black-rimmed glasses. [ ] You like the band Thursday [x] You cry easily. [ ] You like "emo" music. [x] You hate being called emo. [x] You have written a sad poem [x] You have thought about death. TOTAL: 5
[GHETTO/GANGSTA] [x] You like rap [x] You are in a gang/rep [ ] You wear rubber bands in your pants. [x] You swear a lot.(i despise swearing.) [x] You have worn a grill. [ ] You have had a free styling contest. [x] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out. [x] You use slang so much its hard to understand you TOTAL: 6
[STRAIGHTEDGE] [x] You like loud music [ ] You loved the Ninja Turtles [ ] You never walk anywhere. [x] You wear/wore slip-on shoes. (Do flip-flops count?) [ ] You love Norma Jean.(The jumping bean! [ ] You wear band T-shirts. [ ] People have called you a freak and meant it [x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color. TOTAL: 3
[PREP] [ ] You love The OC. [x] Your usual outfits consist of pink. [x] You like buying shoes [x] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F., etc. [x] You love to shop [x] You love jeans. [x] Getting your nails done is a fun thing... [x] You wear big sunglasses. TOTAL: 7
[ATHLETIC] [x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes. [x] You collect your jerseys [x] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards. [ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes. [x] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment. [x] You belong/belonged to a school team. [x] You are going/did go to a sports summer program. [x] You have/had a specific number preferred for your jersey. (5) TOTAL: 6
[SCENE] [x] You wear bows in your hair [ ] You like mardi gras beads, pearls, and plastic beads [x] You have at least 3 shirts with tiny designs all through the shirt [x] You part your hair to the side [ ] You think polka dots are cute [ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe [x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture [ ] You've been called scene before TOTAL: 4
[REDNECK] [ ] Gone four wheeling [x] Went hunting [ ] Own/Owned a four wheeler or dirt bike(dirt blike! [x] Eat/Ate deer(i dnt recomend it 2 anyone) [x] Ever said GET-R-DONE! [ ] Ever owned or rented a Blue Collar comedy movie [ ] You have drove a four-wheeler in to a pole [ ] Have listened to the song redneck woman TOTAL: 3
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=5
[x] You have ran into a tree. [x] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x] People have called you slow. total=11
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [x] You've fallen asleep in class [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed. total=6
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. total=4
[x] You have eaten a bug. [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket total=3
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total=6
Repost as "I've Had _ of 38 Blonde Moments
I have had 36 of 38 blonde moments and im a brunette...lol
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.
