23 ways 2 annoy people on an elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Stare, grinning.

I GOT ARRESTED

pretty funny that you opened this because in the next seven days you will:



* have someone fall in love with you

* find a $20.00 bill on the ground

* find out that the person you like likes you
back

* your best friend will get you a really nice gift

* ur gonna get a gf/bf

* ur gonna get an A+ on all ur tests

* ur gonna get 10 new friends

* ur gonna find a 50 dollar bill



BUT...



first you will have to repost this with one of these titles:



"I ATE A YELLOW RUBBERBAND"



"I GOT ARRESTED"



"YOUR MOM"



"I HAVE A G/F or B/F"



"!!"



"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"



"I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"



"I'M SECRETLY A GNOME"



"I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU"



"I'M GETTING MARRIED"

Emotional Test Dont Cheat

emotional test dont cheat!

Emotional Test don"t cheat!

Copy, Paste, Don???t look at
the bottom
before you do the thing or it won???t
work!
This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is better red,
black,green,blue or yellow?
RED

2. What???s your middle initial?
D


3. What month is your birthday?
JULY


4. Which color do you like more, black
or white?
WHITE



5. Name one of your friends.
CIERRA

6. Your favorite number?
5

7. Do you like flying or driving more?
DRIVING


8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?
LAKE


9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it
|||+++WISHING+++|||




???Answers???

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is
full of love.

Black: You are conservative and
aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you
are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.

Yellow - you are a very happy person..

2. If you???re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the
maximum & your love life is soon to
blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally

April-June: You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.(WoW i'm waiting )

Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great,
and eventually you will find your soul
mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take you on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at times but will be the best thing
for you, and you will be glad for the
change.

White: You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person is your best friend:

6. If it is:

1-50 you are a very lovable person and
you have a great life*

more than 50 is nothing

7. If you chose:

Flying - You like adventure.

Driving - You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake - You are loyal to your friends,
your lover, and yourself. You are very
reserved and not emotional.

Ocean - You are spontaneous and like
to please people sometimes.

9. This wish will come true only if
you repost this with the title:
Emotional test. Dont Cheat!