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  1. Leave a note...
    26th Apr 2009 05:45
    11 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
  2. Quote of the week
    25th Mar 2009 09:38
    11 years, 3 months & 12 days ago
  3. Joke of the week
    15th Mar 2009 05:22
    11 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
Leave a note...
11 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
26th Apr 2009 05:45

Since you visited my profile you can say "Hi"
or anything you like...

Quote of the week
11 years, 3 months & 12 days ago
25th Mar 2009 09:38

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
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Ever tried?Ever failed?
No matter, try again, fail again, fail better.
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Just because it's only "stuff" doesn't mean I can't appreciate it while I have it.

Joke of the week
11 years, 3 months & 22 days ago
15th Mar 2009 05:22

Rabbit's Ph.D. Thesis:
A Parable for Graduate Students

Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside
his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"

Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"

Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."
(incredulous pause)

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."

Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the
rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."
(loud guffaws)

Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit
returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Scene: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox
bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the
room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

(The End)

Moral:
It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.
It doesn't matter what you use for data.
What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

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???Is your new horse well-behaved Charles????
???Oh, yes Phil. When we come to a fence, he stops and lets me go over first.???
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Erica is walking out of a movie theatre at the same time as a man with a parrot on his shoulder. Erica turns to the man and says, "Your parrot actually seemed to understand the movie". It looked around during the boring parts, it paid close attention to the dramatic parts, it even "squawked" during the funny parts. I don't understand how that can be. The man turns to Erica and says "I don't understand it either.... he didn't like the book at all".
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Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

  1. Leave a note...
    26th Apr 2009 05:45
    11 years, 2 months & 10 days ago
  2. Quote of the week
    25th Mar 2009 09:38
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  3. Joke of the week
    15th Mar 2009 05:22
    11 years, 3 months & 22 days ago