well i wrote a song about my friend zoe and yes it has to do with poop. here it goes!!
her name is zoe and she has to pee or poop she'll throw ya for a loop here name starts with z so she has to pee she loves her apples 'cauz her last name is crabtree!!
well im guess that you are thinking that im going to write a poem for you, well im still thinking about it so don't get your hopes cause i wouldn't count on it. So im just sitting here writting thes for you so you should be tha nkful. Sence you read this i guess ill write you a poem.
Roses are red your poop can't be blue you probebly hate poop so i hate you!!
HAVE YOU EVER WOUNDERED WHY YOUR POOP IS CALLED POOP? WELL IM SORRY I DON'T KNOW, SORRY! BUT I DO KNOW WHY IT IS THE COLOR THAT IT IS. IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU EAT, SO IF YOU EAT A LOT OF SOMETHING GREEN THEN YOUR POOP WILL BE GREEN OR IF YOU ARE SICK THEN IT WILL SOMETIMES TURN GREEN. BUT IF YOU EAT A LOT OF SOMETHING THATS NOT BROWN OR GREEN IT WIIL MOST LIKLY BE BROWN. IF YOU THINK THIS ONE IS WERID ITS NOT MY FAULT. I WAS REQUESTED TO RIGHT KNEW ONE AND THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPED OR BETTER POOPED IN TO MY MIND!!!
IF YOU LOVE POOP THEN YOU ARE MY BESTSET BUDDY FROM NOW ON. DONT WORRY IF YOUR NOT A POOP LOVER AND YOUR ALREADY MY FRIEND DONT WORRY!
i knew that you are suprized that im not talking about my poop problem or my dead cat(dont forget the funeral)but i have a new subject......Queen and Mika! i know what your thinking, who the heck is Mika. i hope you know who Queen is but if not just ask. these are the best 2 bands i can think of. if you have a differnet one just say so and i will post it but in the mean time:
this is everyones favorite gnome who loves their exploding poop and has a dead cat saying, all you poop lovers out there be proud of your loveingness of the great art of pooping and yes i do cansider myself weird!
and all those non-poop lovers, yes i lied, i did end up talking about poop.
HA! HA!HA!
P.S. OTHER PEPS FAV. BANDS: JORDANS:BEYONCE, NEYO, GREENDAY, AND, PARAMORE
MARISSAS:AC/CD, PEASOUP AND THE HOMIES, LED ZEPPELIN, and JOURNY
i hope you are all sad about my cat sniffles i hope you come to the funeral! cheseehead will be speaking. guess what...you don't know do you? i guess ill tell you, i an renaming mary popins to MARY POOPINS
