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  1. Goals
    18th May 2009 11:27
    15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
  2. Jokes
    22nd Apr 2009 12:02
    15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
  3. Riddles
    22nd Apr 2009 09:17
    15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
  4. RANDOM FACTS !!
    11th Apr 2009 08:45
    15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
  5. Global warning
    11th Apr 2009 02:51
    15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
  6. A true friend
    5th Apr 2009 03:54
    15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago
  7. OMG its so cool,take a look
    3rd Apr 2009 11:18
    15 years, 7 months & 23 days ago
Goals
15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
18th May 2009 11:27

1.Get 1000,000mp atleast once,Done

2.Get one or two things from my wish list

3.Two pets have a job one only has a job

4.In my club get to be MOTM OR DOTM
Been DOTM

5.Buy something from the princess,Done i got a dress

6.Get something from the recycle box,Already havethumbsup.gif


If you can help me get these goals I will be more than happy,please and thank you!!thumbsup.gifthumbsup.gif

Jokes
15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
22nd Apr 2009 12:02

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you answering the door for?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?


Yes it can!!


What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!

Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up

What do people do in clock factories?
They make faces all day


Why did the crab get arrested?
Because he was always pinching things

Why did the pony cough?
He was a little hoI love eating my dirty socks!

Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
In a Launch box

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to go with!



That is all I have,please comment!!


Riddles
15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
22nd Apr 2009 09:17

Here it goes:
Q. Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die
A.I am fire
Q. A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
A. Owwww!! (He walked INTO a bar)
Q. What comes next in this sequence?

1
3
4
7
11
A. 18, you simply have to add the previous 2 terms to get the next one.
Q.What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
A.The sun
Q.What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?
A.The bark of tree
Q.What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A.I'm nuts about you!
Q.What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A.Hogs and kisses.
Q.Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
A.She didn't suit his taste!
Q.What always ends everything?
A.The letter "g."
Q.What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.
A.The letter "T."
Q.What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A.You can't tuna fish.
Q.Why do your uncles, aunts, and cousins depend on you?
A.Without U, they would not exist.(U in uncle ,aunt and cousin)
Q.What has a neck, but no head?
A.A bottle.

laugh.gifI think they were OK riddles ,if you like it or not comment wat u thinkthumbsup.gifthanks lol

RANDOM FACTS !!
15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
11th Apr 2009 08:45

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
The most common name in the world
is Mohammed.
karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
If you got stung by a jellyfish someone would have too wee on you to stop it from infecting.
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
A snail can sleep for three years.
In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.
More than 400,000 Americans die from diseases related to cigarette smoking each year. More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year.
One lady had her husband's ashes made into an egg timer so that even in death he can still "help" in the kitchen.
The worlds most smallest octopus, the Blue Ring, is also the worlds most poisonous.
There is a an island of plastic and trash floating in the Pacific ocean that is twice the size of Texas.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
cash.
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
.At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 seconds.
The human brain is 80% water.
Ants never sleep.
Singapore has only one train station.
The parachute was invented by DiVinci in 1515.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
The tune for the "A-B-C" song is the same as "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."
In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
The oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.
Did You Know, Butterflies taste with their feet
Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The Beauty of Maths
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla
The lighter was invented before the match.


Global warning
15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
11th Apr 2009 02:51

Erylynn's Poem
By Erylynn

Global Warming isn???t hard to explain
It leaves Mother Earth crying with excruciating pain.

This hurts our planet in every single way
The changes could leave us all in sorrow and dismay.

We need to stop it now so the temperature doesn???t rise
People, plants, and animals would be in demise.

Changes in temperature due to the depleting ozone layer
We really don???t need it so show us that you care.

Mother Nature can???t do it all so let???s give her a rest.
We all need to try and do what is best.

Our planet earth is precious and can???t be replaced
We need to act now or our home will be erased.

A human Solution

This world belongs
To you and I
The oceans, seas
Lands and sky

So why do people
Seek to destroy
This very planet
We???re supposed to enjoy

With greenhouse gases
And high pollution
It is only we humans
That has the solution

So start with your rubbish
Try and recycle it
And at least you???ll know
You are helping a bit

And in case you decide
To give it a miss
Go out in the garden
And try to do this

Take a deep breath
Lay on the grass
Look up at the sky
And watch the clouds pass

This is the earth
And there is only one
So let???s try and maintain it
For generations to come

  1. Goals
    18th May 2009 11:27
    15 years, 6 months & 9 days ago
  2. Jokes
    22nd Apr 2009 12:02
    15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
  3. Riddles
    22nd Apr 2009 09:17
    15 years, 7 months & 4 days ago
  4. RANDOM FACTS !!
    11th Apr 2009 08:45
    15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
  5. Global warning
    11th Apr 2009 02:51
    15 years, 7 months & 15 days ago
  6. A true friend
    5th Apr 2009 03:54
    15 years, 7 months & 21 days ago
  7. OMG its so cool,take a look
    3rd Apr 2009 11:18
    15 years, 7 months & 23 days ago