maureenokert is the best and nicest player ever. She helped me all the way through the undying festivle and thanks to her i have my fist limeted edition pet. My blue daisy named cindy1624
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. []You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=4
[x] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x ] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. {Baabaa black sheep is similar too XD} [x] You just tried to sing them. {crap..they caught me} [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x ] You have choked on your own spit. [x ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled [x] You just looked at it. (lol woops) [ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow. (slow and cluless, yup thats me) total=10
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [x ] You've fallen asleep in class [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed. (lol always) total=6
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math. total=4
[x]You have eaten a bug. (accidentally XD) [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket total=4
[x ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total=5
female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
