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There once was a girl and a boy who loved each other very dearly.
Lily was holding hands with Mike her boyfriend as they walked down Cheery Blossom Park.
They sat down on a bench and Lily asked "What would happen if I wasn't here anymore?"
"I would cry, cry my whole life for you. I love you." he replied.
Lily got a phone call and quickly ran.
"I am afraid I have to go! Bye!"
Two weeks past and Lily wasn't showing up very often at school and spent only a few hours with Mike.
Mike was getting worried.
He called Lily.
No one picked up.
He tried again.
"Hello?" a weak voice answered.
"Is this Lily?" Mike asked.
The voiced brightened up.
"Of course it is! How was your day?"
"Not great at all. I didn't see you."
"I'm sorry. I'm just... just too busy."
"Okay. But everything is alright, right?"
"It is. Everything is very fine and going well."
"I'm glad to hear say that. I would be so sad if anything happened."
"I love you." Lily said quieting her voice.
"I love you too sweetheart. See you at school!"
"Okay bye Mike! See you at school!"
Lily's voice was getting weaker.
Mike decided to visit Lily.
He wanted to give her some flowers.
They were lilies, Lily's favorite.
Mike rang the door bell.
"Yes?" asked a voice.
"Oh hello Lily's mom! Is Lily home?"
"No. She isn't home right now. She will be here tomorrow though."
"Okay that's great I'll visit her. Thank you! Bye!"
Mike walked down Cherry Blossom Park.
"Our first memories..."
Mike whispered under his breath every single thing that happened with Lily at Cherry Blossom Park.
"All I want to do is see her...."
Mike walked back home.
It was the next day and Mike got early to school to meet Lily.
He couldn't wait to see her again!
He rushed down to school but Lily was not there.
Perhaps she's late Mike thought.
After school ended Mike went to Lily's house.
"Is Lily here?" he asked Lily's mother.
"Yes. She is in bed."
Mike went up to Lily's room.
Lily was in bed.
"Hi Lily. Everything fine?"
"Fine as always. Mike I have something to give you. You must come outside."
Mike followed her outside.
"Mike, I love you with all my heart."
"I do too Lily."
" I want to give you this."
Lily handed him a wooden gold box.
"But you may not open it until the flowers bloom in the
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Sheplayer180
Sheplayer1819 Jun 20090comments
female comebacks

Female combacks

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
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Sheplayer180
Sheplayer1816 Jun 20091comment

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared


I'm sor
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Sheplayer180
Sheplayer182 Apr 20091comment