LOL!!! New Name!

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU
> FIND
> OUT WHAT
>> > >> > YOUR NEW NAME IS
>>
>> > >> > We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a
>> > >> > minute.
>>
>>
>> > >> > Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Tell everyone you know!
>> > >> > >>
>> > >> > Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
>> > >> > some
>> > >> > silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a
>> > >> > lot
> more
>> > >> > stressful days than not.
>>
>>
>>
>> > >> > Here is your dose of humor...
>>
>> > >> > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>>
>> > >> > B. Once you have your new name, >> > >> >
> tell
>> > >> > it to friends and family & co-workers.Get them to do it!
>>
>>
>> > >> > Don't forget to tell your name to the person who sent it to
> you so
>> > >> > they know you participated.
>>
>> > >> > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known
> far & wide as
>> > >> > Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
>>
>>
>> > >> > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
> Underpants
>> > >> > And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
> in which
>> > >> > the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>>
>> > >> > So:-
>>
>> > >> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>> > >> > your
> New first
>> > >> > name:
>>
>> > >> > a = snickle
>> > >> > b = doombah
>> > >> > c = goober
>> > >> > d = cheesey
>> > >> > e = crusty
>> > >> > f = greasy
>> > >> > g = dumbo