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HiddenWolfie
  1. Note to staff!
    1st Oct 2008 16:25
    15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
  2. Female combacks
    18th Sep 2008 16:19
    15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
Note to staff!
15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
1st Oct 2008 16:25

ME and mi older sister Amber Username Balaanar share this comp and we both use dif comps to soo please dont ban us!

Female combacks
15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago
18th Sep 2008 16:19

female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

  1. Note to staff!
    1st Oct 2008 16:25
    15 years, 8 months & 15 days ago
  2. Female combacks
    18th Sep 2008 16:19
    15 years, 8 months & 28 days ago