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  1. Come Here For Funny Funny Funness
    23rd Jul 2009 16:39
    12 years, 1 month & 27 days ago
  2. Your Birthday sentence
    3rd Jan 2009 18:04
    12 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  3. How To Annoy Your Parents
    3rd Jan 2009 17:14
    12 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
Come Here For Funny Funny Funness
12 years, 1 month & 27 days ago
23rd Jul 2009 16:39

Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5) I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
your name

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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I???m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July ??? When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad ??? As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chr??tien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey ??? The Catholic Priest
Brown ??? The Montreal Canadian???s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red ??? My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink ??? Your ???My Little Pony??? collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed ??? That we???re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X ??? Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H ??? Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard
I/J ??? Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven???t showered in a month
Y/Z ??? am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink ??? I???m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda ??? I will haunt you when I???m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water ??? I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider??? I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice ??? You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water ??? You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate ??? Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer ??? Thanks for the Cocaine
Other ??? you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand ??? Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China ??? You make me sick
Canada ??? Please don???t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
England - Go drown yourself

Your Birthday sentence
12 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
3rd Jan 2009 18:04

Yes, this is not the regular one, this is my version.


Month you were born:

January~ I danced with
February ~ I operated on
March~ I bit
April~ I hugged
May~ I made flowers for
June~ I ate
July~ I kissed
August~ I played in the leaves with
September~ I kicked
October~ I dressed up with
November~ I decorated
December~ I delivered presents to

The day you were born:

1~ a hobo
2~ a boy
3~ a dog
4~ a cutout of Michael Jackson
5~ a christmas ham
6~ Michael Phelps
7~ the itunes owner
8~ Bill Gates
9~ Zac Efron
10~ Miley Cyrus
11~ The phantom of the opera
12~ Marilyn Monroe
13~ a broken paperclip
14~ a printer
15~ Ugly Betty
16~ Santa Claus
17~ A pine tree
18~ 3 blind mice
19~ a ballerina
20~ Edward Cullen
21~ my best friend
22~ Rudolph
23~ My crush
24~ Avril Lavigne
25~ a red cat
26~ a frozen steak
27~ a car
28~ my friend's boyfriend
29~ another girl
30~ a freaky opossum
31~ an orange

The color shirt your wearing:

Orange~ because I like to.
Pink~ because I'm just like that.
Brown~ because I was bored.
Red~ because I love to.
Black~ because it's fun.
Yellow~ because I'm annoying.
green~ because I love the economy.
Blue~ because I escaped from jail.
white~ because I saw someone else doing it.
other color~ because I'm unusual.

Try it!

MINE: I kissed Bill Gates Because I Love To

How To Annoy Your Parents
12 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
3rd Jan 2009 17:14

HOW TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS


1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT clip ur toenails"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.

26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.

27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents!

28. Pass out bananas

29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss

30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"

31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself

32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.

33. Camp out in the frozen food section.

34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.

35. Give random old people your number

36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.

37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.

  1. Come Here For Funny Funny Funness
    23rd Jul 2009 16:39
    12 years, 1 month & 27 days ago
  2. Your Birthday sentence
    3rd Jan 2009 18:04
    12 years, 8 months & 16 days ago
  3. How To Annoy Your Parents
    3rd Jan 2009 17:14
    12 years, 8 months & 16 days ago