Here's how you do it: Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5) I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I???m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forrest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I threw up in your sock drawer June - When you put cuffs on me July ??? When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my ass September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad ??? As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chr??tien Fish - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bit of Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey ??? The Catholic Priest Brown ??? The Montreal Canadian???s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red ??? My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink ??? Your ???My Little Pony??? collection Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Other - shamed
7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed ??? That we???re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X ??? Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H ??? Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard I/J ??? Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven???t showered in a month Y/Z ??? am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink ??? I???m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda ??? I will haunt you when I???m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water ??? I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider??? I have a passionate interest for mice Juice ??? You ruined my attempts at another world war Mineral/Vitamin water ??? You should get that embarrassing rash checked Hot chocolate ??? Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer ??? Thanks for the Cocaine Other ??? you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand ??? Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex change France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China ??? You make me sick Canada ??? Please don???t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard England - Go drown yourself
Yes, this is not the regular one, this is my version.
Month you were born:
January~ I danced with February ~ I operated on March~ I bit April~ I hugged May~ I made flowers for June~ I ate July~ I kissed August~ I played in the leaves with September~ I kicked October~ I dressed up with November~ I decorated December~ I delivered presents to
The day you were born:
1~ a hobo 2~ a boy 3~ a dog 4~ a cutout of Michael Jackson 5~ a christmas ham 6~ Michael Phelps 7~ the itunes owner 8~ Bill Gates 9~ Zac Efron 10~ Miley Cyrus 11~ The phantom of the opera 12~ Marilyn Monroe 13~ a broken paperclip 14~ a printer 15~ Ugly Betty 16~ Santa Claus 17~ A pine tree 18~ 3 blind mice 19~ a ballerina 20~ Edward Cullen 21~ my best friend 22~ Rudolph 23~ My crush 24~ Avril Lavigne 25~ a red cat 26~ a frozen steak 27~ a car 28~ my friend's boyfriend 29~ another girl 30~ a freaky opossum 31~ an orange
The color shirt your wearing:
Orange~ because I like to. Pink~ because I'm just like that. Brown~ because I was bored. Red~ because I love to. Black~ because it's fun. Yellow~ because I'm annoying. green~ because I love the economy. Blue~ because I escaped from jail. white~ because I saw someone else doing it. other color~ because I'm unusual.
