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???????????????????????????????????? The Not-So-Helpful Help Guide [A SATIRE] By Dolphinblue ????????????????????????????????????
???????????????????????? Note: If you're seriously looking for help, DO NOT, follow this guide. I repeat do NOT follow this guide. For everyone else who hasn't read this, because I know someone will just skip over this, READ IT NEXT TIME. Now, for everyone else this is just in good humor and fun. No hard feelings. ????????????????????????
How do I earn mp?
Go to college and learn how to count. Then, take a separate class in psychology. Then, pretend like you're poor and everyone will feel sorry for you.
How do I get clothes and how do I wear them?
Act like you have them and everyone will feel sorry for you and give them to you of course! Why would you want to wear them? Sell them of course! You'll be making a good profit off that poor generous soul. You'd never think of going to your inventory and using them, of course. No. That's too difficult.
How do I get eggs?
Well, when a mommy bird and a daddy bird love each other very much...
They purchase them from the Ol' Stork in Ziranek.
How do I change the way my font looks?
Turn your head to the left and look ???here???. All done.
Can you join my club? Can anyone?
Only if you join -my- club.
What are MP?
They stand for 'MY POINTS'.
What are BP?
They stand for 'BAD POINTS'.
What are RP?
They stand for 'RUBBISH POINTS'.
How do I get my pets different colours?
Green~ Sicken them with food. Yes, food. Too much food. White~ Yell at the screen, they should frighten easily. Yellow~ Erm... Tell them to hold it in. Red~ Taunt them, make fun of them. That should get them into a fit. Blue~ Throw ice cubes around them. Black~ Smoke 'em and smoke 'em good. Pink~ Compliment them, make them swoon. Make 'em blush. Orange~ Feed them carrots.
Where do you get minipets?
Find a pair of pets and meet them at the nursery.
How do my pets gain Charisma?
Tell them they need to join a club or get social.
How do my pets gain Magic?
Sign them up at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
How do I get a Love Dress?
Take a stamp... then, take a white shirt and white skirt. Tape them together. Cut out the stamp so that it looks like a heart. Then, stamp the dress like crazy. You got a dress with hearts.
Can we trade RP/BP?
Why would you want to do that? They're both worthless rubish and bad points; and wouldn't you rather want to be like everyone else and beg for it?
How do we get images on our profile?
Type the image you want into your profile and wish for it to appear.
Can I be staff?
Can you not be staff? Your mind control powers are overwhelming me.
Can we sell our pets or trade them for items?
Hm... can I sell you? I bet you would be worth at least a few thousand mp or so.
How do I get an upgrade?
By begging your parents for one.
How do I become popular?
By taking a popularity test in an overrated pop culture magazine.
Where is the University?
I thought you -went- to college. How the heck did you go to that Psychology class?
How do I add stats my pet?
Give them rare candies.
Can I have your pets?
Sure! They're wearing the new invisible costumes so they may be hard to see. You have a choice between Cholee, Michaelsun, and Bobbybrown.
Why are some items so expensive?
Because people are pigs and hog them in bunches. Oink oink.
How old are you?
Do I really exist?
How do I get people to post on my topics?
Act like an airhead and start spamming and annoying people. That ought to get some... attention...
How do I get a boyfriend/girlfriend on this site?
Ah, you're a funny one, my dear. ... ... ... Oh. You're not joking? ... ... ... So... ... ... ... You're serious then? ... ... ... ... Buy them off Ebay... there should be a scam or two waiting for you.
Will you go out with me?
... ... Dude... ... ... That just dropped your age callibur at LEAST 10 years.
How do I get LE pets?
Poke your pets and wish on every star you can find.
How can I get war points?
Make friends with your leafy green Bushes.
Someone scammed me, what do I do?
Run in circles and yell 'OMG! OMG! OMG!' Then hope someone else noticed your misfortune.
What do you do with crystals?
Hoard them and make diamonds.
My pet isn't happy, why?
I wouldn't be happy either...
Well, how can I make it happy?
Stare at it for 20 minutes straight.
Where do I get a haircut?
You're just in luck, I have a pair of scissors on me.
Can I join the adult forum even though I am not 18?
Why do you want to be old?
Where is the plastic surgery place?
Sign up at 'Pimp my Doll'.
I am poor! Help?!
0mg, w3'r3 lyk3. T0t@lly tw1n$, numb3r 1! U c@n b3 lyk3 my b3$t fr13nd???
I need a club layout can you make one for me?
As soon as I rule the world... it may take some time though. The ferrets have gained some power and it is up to me, the MASTER, to control them. Silly little dinkies, aren't they? Hrm... or I may just make it a gerbil army... Razor sharp teeth do look awfully good in the anti-rule book.
Can we get rid of the ads here?
No, they're supposed to finish annoying you first... and they don't feel like finishing any time soon.
What do I do with a dentist ticket?
GO TO THE DENTIST! They gave you it because you need it. That's why the muffin man invented braces.
Where's the circus?
You're in it. *hands you a red nose*
OMG I'VE BEEN BANNED FOR NO REASON!
OOOOOOOH NOOOOOO! Quick! Call the fire department, call the ambulence! DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?! PLEASE! A MEMBER IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF ATTENTION! What do you expect the lass to do? Start over from the beginning? HECK NO! THAT'S NEVER AN OPTION, THEY'RE TOO IMPORTANT FOR THAT!
Am I allowed to buy pets from someone?
Can I buy your toe? No? Perhaps your elbow?
Why do so many people hate Miley Cyrus.
It's called rebellion. Look it up in the dictionary.
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. This is horrible what happened to these innocent children. It doesn't take that long to repost only about 10 seconds so please just do it. its worth it to let everyone see this. some people are so cruel... this is terible but it hapens so much we cant ignore it.
Posted on : Sunday 17 August 11:24 PM Posted by : surfing777 in loving memory of my grandpa
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