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it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
[X] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.[does my friend that is a girl count?] [X] You have your own room. [X] You own a cell phone. [X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [X] Your parents are still married. [] You love your family (All of them) [] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 5
[X] You dress the way you want to. [X] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [X] You have never been beaten up [X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [X] Your room is big enough for you [X]People don't use you for something you have [X] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 8
[] You have over 500 friends on bebo/marapets [X] You have pictures of yourself on bebo/marapets [X] Your parents let you have a bebo/marapets [X] You get allowance/loan. [X]You collect something normal. [] You look forward to going to college/university []You don't wish you were someone else. [x] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L: 6
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [X]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [X] You have friends. [X] You've never had a detention T O T A L: 4
[X] You know what is going on in the world. [] You are happy with your life [X] You usually aren't sick. [X] You know more than one language. [X] You have a screen name. [X] You own/owned a pet. [X] You know the words to more than 5 songs [] You don't have any enemies T O T A L: 6
Total over all: 29
times it by 3 = 87
101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
