fake friends and real friends!


FAKE FRiENDS: Never Ask For Food.
REAL FRiENDS: Are The Reason You Have No Food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call Your Parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call Your Parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: Bail You Out Of Jail And Tell You What You Did Was Wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would Sit Next To You Sayin "Damn ... We F..u..c,.k..e..d Up ... But That S..h..i..t Was Fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Never Seen You Cry.
REAL FRiENDS: Cry With You

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow Your Stuff For A Few Days Then Give It Back.
REAL FRiENDS: Keep Your S..h..i..t So Long They Forget Its Yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: Know A Few Things About You.
REAL FRiENDS: Could Write A Book About You With Direct Quotes From You.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will Leave You Behind If That Is What The Crowd Is Doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will Kick The Whole Crowds A..s..s That Left You.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would Knock On Your Front Door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk Right In And Say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are For Awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are For Life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will Take Your Drink Away When They Think You've Had Enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will Look At You Stumbling All Over The Place And Say "B..i..t..c..h Drink The Rest Of That You Know We Don't Waste S..h..i..t."

FAKE FRiENDS: Will Talk S..h..i..t To The Person Who Talks S..h..i..t About You.
REAL FRiENDS: Will Knock The F..u..c..k Out Of Them

FAKE FRIENDS: Will Read This.
REAL FRIENDS: Will Steal This, Just Like I Did