Your yours/parents car is like a tack trunk[x] your wall is coverd in rosettes horse stuff/horse posters[x] most of your time is spent at the stables[x] your hug your pony/horse atleast every hour[x] you "canter" instead of running[x] you speak horse langeuge to your none horsey friends[x] you play "horses" with your self or your dog[x] you judge everything's movement and jumping potential[x] Youd rather tack shop than fashion shop[x] youve atleast tryed one horsey supplyment once[x] most of the saved pictures on your computer are mostly horses [x]