Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant, No!No!I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone- (Dear me!I am not certain quite That even now I've got it right.)
Howe're it was,he got his trunk Entangled in the telephunk; The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed the telephee- (I fear I'd better drop the song of elephop and telephong.)