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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has NEVER tried taking candy from a baby.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

I ounce prayed for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so i stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Parent spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing a garage makes you a car.

A computer ounce beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-beich

I'm tirred of all this nonsence about being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas.

Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a mortallity technician.

Dictionary:the only place marriage comes before anymore.

A diplomatic husband said to his wife,"How do you expect me to remember you birthday when you never look any older?"

I used to wonder what was so holy about a silent night, now I have a child.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Sinner are repent, but stupid is forever.

The early bird gets the worm, but the sexong mouse gets the chess.

Amateurs built the ark. Proffessionals built the titanic.
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vass148 Jun 20094comments
pretty much the whole story line of left 4 dead, i posted it as a RP for when i was into it, sso it may have some silly things

The zombie apocolipse, just 2 weeks after the first infection the city's, the woods, and even the whole world has fallen into a zombie apocolapse. Only 4 survive with a strange immune system in them, and their only hope is a helicopter that hovers the city. Their goal-mercy hospital, where the helicopter has placed a radio to contact them. Louis, francis, bill, and zoey will fight their way there, going form a regular hospital, through the streets, the subway, and the sewers until they reach it. Battleing through endless waves of the infected horde, screaming hunters, pukeing boomers, tongue twisting smokers, moaning witches, and heavy dutied invincible tanks.

choose one of the few characters, if you want to be a human

francis-[0cky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order???if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.
www.giantbomb.com

louis-Louis had been working up the courage to quit his job as Junior Systems Analyst at his company's IT department when a virus showed up and downsized the world. Now Louis has a new set of goals (live long enough to succeed) and a new set of tools (guns, sharp objects) to help him achieve them. With any luck, he'll figure out how the new management operates before they get a chance to murder him.
www.giantbomb.com
bill-It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected undead has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight.
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vass1430 Dec 20082comments
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vass1425 Aug 20073comments