Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years
Advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cursing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you: Give her your attention
When she pull's away: Pull her back
When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word.
When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared: Protect her.
When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay.
When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up.
When she says that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand.
When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers.
When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does.
When she misses you: she's hurting inside.
When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away.
When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers.
When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it.
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's butt am I kicking baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you (as long as you have unlimited!!!!. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
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