38 Things Girls Don't Realize

You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!

-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method
-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.
-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
-Girls are guys' weaknesses.
-Guys are very open about themselves.
-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.
You don't need to give advice
-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you
-Guys love you more than you love them.
-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.
They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.
If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot
-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is zing inside
-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me"
-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up
-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.
It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them
-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
-Guys

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