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  1. Dear Pets
    30th Aug 2010 13:38
    13 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
  2. Dear Portal
    24th Aug 2008 12:10
    15 years & 8 months ago
Dear Pets
13 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
30th Aug 2010 13:38

1. Sarcasm, and stuff. Obviously boredom too.
2. And just some thoughts thrown in the mix. And I needed a way to say the Idgy thing. What thing? Look lower. I just felt really weird when I realized that was what I was trying to do.
3. TL;DR? IDC-DC.
0. Yet again, this post isn't meant as an insult to any player, person, pet, item, existant, non-existant, stuff, being, insect, waterfall or zoo. Or anything/anyone else. If anyone doesn't feel comfortable with this entry let me know and it will be deleted immediatly. Thank you.

My sweet pets. Virtual, of course, may my real ones rest in peace. My sweet pets, this is a letter to all of you. I hope you all realize that I love you for the insane non-l.e.s you are. No matter how simple or boring or worthless today's economy on Mara might think you are. I know it hurts you all, but yes, to most others you are seen as "worthless" or "not valuable enough" instead of great virtual pets. You other non-l.e.s, this goes for you too. Or 'low statted' ones, I love you just the same (seriously, I snort at people going, "Low statted? Ewww&quotwink.gif.
I wonder what happened to the respect for any pet. Sure, l.e.s are 'LIEK TOTALEH AWESOME' but, dude, they're virtual pets. People should just be thankful already that they won't get allergic or have to start a flee circus or clean up your cages/stalls/bowls or whatever other responsibility comes with owning a real life pet. And amazed at the fact that you are all really big, even if virtually small. I own a 6 metre fish! Beat that!
So, my sweet pets, even if I change your appearance every so often, know that I love you for just being there. Know that I will never hang a price tag on any of you, because to me you're all priceless. Know that I won't judge you because of your low stats or simple looks or availability. Know that I will keep trying to chop Idgy's head off, no matter how perverted that sounds. Know that Krateor still looked best as an Equilor in Prison outfit, and that the Snow Daisy look just really doesn't do the trick for him. And that I'm still excited cause "WHOOT, MUSICAL FELIZ!" (really, how long was that ago, Quanane? You were actually seen as cool back then).
You might have all become a currency to some people here, but to me, you're still all one of my favorite wastes of time.

Although let's face it, I'm like an old person listening to lp's or 8-tracks when there's mp3's and iPods, only with pets on Mara and I'm not actually old. Well Mara-wise I might be old. And all that might not really make any sense to everyone, but it does to me.
Le big sigh. Oh well. Idgy, let's give your head another shot? We all know you're just secretely in love with the Decapitating Fairy.

Dear Portal
15 years & 8 months ago
24th Aug 2008 12:10

WARNING: Entry contains sarcasm. And punning on the portal. And bad grammar. Maybe also a few other puns. If you think you won't like it, don't read it.
WARNING 2: Written while bored and after having a terrible inspiration problem for a month.
WARNING 3: This entry is completely pointless. Therefor not meant to hurt any living being or any virtual being or ANYTHING at all. If it does contain parts which hurt someone, mail me and this entry shall be removed without replying or second thoughts.

Okay, dude, Portal, listen up. Stop changing my pets into awesome pets. I love using you, but srsly, how am I supposed to push a pet in you if it looks just wonderful? That's frogging hard! So yeh, I know you completely adore me (why else would you make my pets so awesome), but get it together. I know I recently thought "Hah, a pixie.", but that didn't mean that you had to change my pet into one. Because frankly, I don't think, Krateor, my former Prison-break Equilor, likes to be in a pink tutu right after he was liek, as much man as a man can get (because, what is more man than a mean-looking phish in prison-uniform?). However I'd like to thank you for the wonderful job you did on Kaheyna and... and whatever the sponge Reese's name is. Nayrecko, it appears after checking. The coolest was still Tharai (who was a fasoro, the so many months ago when I created it...) before the change. Well, many were cooler before they changed the graphics, but that hasn't got anything to do with you.
However, after changing that crazily manly pet into... a fox/wolf in a pink tutu (with pink wings), I am doubting if I'd ever use you again. Of course I've said that a hundred times before. Anyway, a pixie is liek... popular, kinda. But just not my type, you know? Thus I'm having a dilemna. Do I first get the checkered Phish Equilor Kaheyna back in your space, or will I completely refuse to look at what you made of... uhh, Krateor, and get HIM back in as soon as I can (in the hopes it don't get worse). I'm leaning more towards the latter, cause I'm not tired of seeing Kaheyna like that yet. But I will be. Soon.
My point being, dear Portal, well... stop changing my pets into awesome pets especially when their awesomness just seems... wrong, if you know what I mean. Of course, that would mean you'd change my pets into boring or ugly ones. Oooh, dilemna. (Or that you just give them stats... which is cool sometimes, but like a bazillion other things do that too.)
So dear Portal, as I leave you to read this entry (HUSH EVERYONE! I know the portal can't read my entry.), I'm going to watch House M.D. - which is a total awesome series on TV, according to me. Wut? Sarcastic, mean, old doctors are just TEH sh.. ovel, right?
Peace.

  1. Dear Pets
    30th Aug 2010 13:38
    13 years, 7 months & 24 days ago
  2. Dear Portal
    24th Aug 2008 12:10
    15 years & 8 months ago