You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? I own the Happy Mask Shop. I travel far and wide in search of masks... During my travels, a very important mask was stolen from me by an imp in the woods. So here I am at a loss... And now I've found you. Now don't think me rude, but I have been following you... For I know of a way to return you to your former self.
Oh...So the evil has left the mask after all... Well, now...I finally have it back. Since I am in the midst of my travels... I must bid you farewell. Shouldn't you be returning home as well? Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time...
That is up to you.
With that, please excuse me... ...But, my, you sure have managed to make quite a number of people happy. The masks you have are filled with happiness. This is truly a good happiness.

Definitely Not uft/ufa!